I will not play His games. I will choose the joyless death. I will not win five MILLION dollars.
Kill on sight. Jail couldn’t be worse than whatever he has in store for me
The Smile Demon offers you great treasure if you complete a great challenge.
What realm is the treasure? This humble junior of the nascent soul realm. Any treasures of a lower realm are … suboptimal. Any treasures of a higher realm could not be wielded.
But perhaps if I was offered a soul severing realm treasure I could give it to the sect master in exchange for many contribution points and then senior brother would notice me
For that, I’m willing to play the smile demon’s games
I forgot i wasn’t on r/martialmemes but immediately went into that mode as soon as I saw the word “treasure” …
The Smile Demon’s treasure resides in Chase Bank. If you win His game, you will receive five MILLION treasures.
5 … 5 million treasures?!
Surely they must be low grade trash …
The Smile Demon’s treasures are in the GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLLLLLDDDDDDD RECORDS for the MOST AMOUNT of TREASURE in a VAST AND ANCIENT TEMPLE beneath the EARTH. WOW!
no jury would convict me
He was more honest before his rebrand.
The Smile Demon tells no lies for he knows no truths, only winners and losers.
Not only is he the antichrist but his bars encourage you to “FEAST” on the torture souls that collected the chocolate
We are cows being fed His grain. The Hour of Smiles grows near.
“Guys, today’s challenge is going to take place in an entire nation of lost souls, the fourth circle of hell. And with me is our special guest, Plutus, eternal guardian of hoarders and spendthrifts. Can you introduce today’s sponsor, Plutus?”
“Pape Satàn, pape Satàn aleppe!”
one of MrBeast’s sidekicks does a silly face into the camera
GREED /// SECOND
GOD DAMN THE SUN
Im gonna defeat him 1v1 and eat his heart and thus absorb his demonic powers.
Pfft, this bitch couldn’t even play the fiddle, let alone beat me in a contest.
