I believe it’s impossible to prove the existence of two gods.
I’m a diagnostic.
I don’t drink tea.
I’m an atheaist
I hate definite articles, I’m an a-the-ist
Why agnostic? Like… If there’s no proof, why believe in the existence of a deity at all?
You can just call yourself an atheist. Hell, if you call yourself a pastafarian you are basically an anti-theist.
If this is you, consider joining or supporting The Satanic Temple. This is why they exist, and they do more meaningful and practical good than a meme religion.
It’s not at all difficult to explain. “I don’t believe in gods.” Simple as that.
Have you felt the touch of His noodly appendage?
I mean you go girl more power to ya but it definitely isn’t easier to explain pastafarianism than agnosticism to normies. Noone except programmers and other too online people even know it exists (yes i am also a terminally online freak relax peeps, real recognize real)
That’s the neat part - you don’t have to explain anything. You just assert the truthfulness of your religion and act offended when people point out how ridiculous it is.
“I’m not religious”
Can’t say I’ve ever had to explain anything more than that.
i prefer “i’m not superstitious”, because that’s what all religions are
I serve the Omnissiah.
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh…







