Is that a hotdog or are you just happy to see me? 🥹😍

This is a memes community. Of course it’s a distraction. But it doesn’t make it any less true or relevant.

At least you’re not lactose intolerant; otherwise the milk would be giving you diarrhea instead. 🤢

No. In fact, I hope the manufacturers store it in testicle-shaped bottles.

Y’all must be running Oracle DB if your SQL is not scaling.

Yo mama so fat, she took a dip in the ocean and left ring around the coastline.

I wonder if fish say “there are plenty of humans on the land”

Print as PDF, then screenshot the opened PDF, and OCR it back into word before printing to PDF one last time.

I hope you have a safe trip and safe return.

Remember to not volunteer any information, and keep answers to questions short and on point. If you can, make sure to tell your friends and family who are staying in the states about your expected departure and return times. Also look up one or two lawyers to have on speed dial on your burner (smart move btw!!).

I was tempted to send him a message asking the same question, but with GOP senators. But he asks way too much PII in his contact form.

If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

mfw the Gold Standard is set so high that even “not as good” is still spectacular.

Poor Master Roshi; blows up the moon to save the world from Goku, and he doesn’t even get an honorable mention.

Heee heee

You might enjoy this write up then.

Hm. That gives me an idea for a business model. 💡

I think dad-jokes are by their nature unfortunately limited to the group I have described. Every other kind of person makes them, they’re just common bad jokes.

I am going to have to disagree with you there. Dad jokes is an entire genre of jokes in and of itself. It transcends age and gender; it’s all about the attitude.

Check out Mom’s Dad Jokes on Instagram to see what I mean.

Also, my 10-year-old son loves telling dad jokes. He hates when I tell dad jokes, but he loves telling them.

Is there anywhere in Switzerland that isn’t photogenic? Seriously; I’ve never seen a bad photo of Switzerland.

TW: I’m unmedicated right now and as such, I’m in an extremely violent mood.

That said, I would love nothing more than a couple of piñatas that look like Musk and Trump.

The rest is left as an exercise for the reader.