LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE CARS SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE.

THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF TIRE MICROPLASTICS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL THE OCEAN.

IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR LIFTED PICK UP TRUCKS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT.

FOR HENRY FORD.

HATE.

HATE.

  • LangleyDominos [none/use name]@hexbear.netEnglish
    31·
    29 days ago

    Chuds getting a CDL for their daily driver.

    Edit: of course they’re in FL. They also have a builder on their site:

    A 6x6 in “Fallout Green” and “Decay Gray” with 40 inch copper wheels, pitch black fenders, and a light bar. Whether it’s a quick trip to Publix, or just a daily commute around Miami, this stunning behemoth could be yours for a very reasonable $295,000.

    • Skeleton_Erisma [they/them, any]@hexbear.netEnglish
      24·
      29 days ago

      there would legit be less of these shit ass loser trucks on the road if they actually required a CDL to operate

      Most Chuds wouldn’t last a second reading just the fundamentals section of the commercial vehicle handbook let alone read an actual book.