LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE CARS SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE.
THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF TIRE MICROPLASTICS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL THE OCEAN.
IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR LIFTED PICK UP TRUCKS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT.
FOR HENRY FORD.
HATE.
HATE.
Getting a mortgage for my new jeep/hummer/dualie/cybertruck abomination, pug-esque chimera truck so i can cosplay as the ninja turtles on my way to the piggly wiggly