we found the main character
The main character of a Saints Row game?
I was thinking GTA.
Goat simulator 3
Looking forward to seeing the movie/miniseries based on his adventures
They didn’t recognize him with his clothes on
I honestly wish most news was these kinds of stories.
What did he escape from the most? The penalties for stealing the boat and running around naked, or the bills for the hospital?
The shackles of societal norms
If nothing else the dude’s got balls.
Oh, did you see him on the boat?
Nice how all cities over 1 million people share the same spirit. This exact story could have happen in Berlin.
“Man accused of taking stolen boat on naked joyride in Spree River escapes from Charité hospital dressed as a doctor”
But it didn’t! Let us have this! Americans need something to feel proud of these days. Anything, please God.
Just for anyone who wants to get into the Berlin meme rabbit hole:
https://youtube.com/@dasistberlinb1tch
Berlin music video 2 (BVG is Berlin’s local public transport company
