Want to wade into the snowy surf of the abyss? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid.
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If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cut’n’paste it into its own post — there’s no quota for posting and the bar really isn’t that high.
The post Xitter web has spawned so many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.
(Credit and/or blame to David Gerard for starting this.)
just got a job in mathematical publishing. it’s work i think i’ll actually enjoy and expect to be very good at, it pays much better than any other job i’ve had previously (and they maxed out the position’s pay range, which i wasn’t expecting) and it has about a month of paid leave a year. such a relief
fuck yeah! congrats!
Felicitations!
(“A job,” Blake thinks. “I need to find one of those.”)
Hell yeah!
It’s 10 pm on a Sunday. My FIL is texting me business plans from the slop hole as I try to get the last kiddo down to sleep. He wants me to read them to my wife, who already mad at him about it.
Thank you all for being an island of sanity.
“posting from the slop hole” is probably the best description possible for this, brb stealing
one of the brain geniuses at bluesky

What a fool. A proper scientist would test for a bigger N. Drop your phone in the pool again Why.
There’s only one thing that’s advertised as not-waterproof that I’ll risk using underwater and that’s Casio wristwatches. “Water resist” is a huge understatement for them the things are indestructable.
(This comment sponsored by Casio)
Ned Kelly, but his armor is made of Casio watches.
how… what… how… why… why would you think…
another Onion banger for these trying times
Usually, you wake up on a lifeless beach that’s adorned with some sort of abandoned marble temple. It’s supposed to be beautiful, but instead it’s really sad. Almost unbearably sad. So much so that you want to get away from it. So you crawl downward into these vents going below the horrible temple, and suddenly it’s like you’re moving through the innards of an incomprehensible machine that’s thudding away, thud, thud, thud. And as you get deeper, the metal sidings are carved with scrawled ominous curses and slurs directed toward you, and you hear the voices, louder than before, and you somehow know these people are in pain because of you. It keeps getting colder. Color drains from the world. And you see the crowd through the slats of the vents: pale and emaciated men, women, and children from centuries to come, all of them pressed together for warmth in some sort of unending cavern. What clothes they have are torn and ragged. Before you know it, their dirty hands and dirty fingernails lurch through the grates, and they’re reaching for you, tearing at your shirt, moaning terrible things about their suffering and how you made it happen, you made it, and you need to stop this now, now, now. And next they’re ripping you apart, limb from limb, and you are joining them in the gray dimness forever.

Don’t worry, there’s always Effective Altruism if you ever feel guilty about causing the suffering of regular people. Just say you’re going to donate your money at some point eventually in the future. There you go, 40 trillion hypothetical lives saved!
The god Plutonium will save me.
“They wanted me to build an AI, so I built a shoddy AI casing filled with used pinball machine parts!”
Sorry, I was referring to a part of the Prince of Darkness movie
Words on computer screen: “You will not be saved by the holy ghost. You will not be saved by the god Plutonium. In fact, YOU WILL NOT BE SAVED!”
As that movie has people sending messages back from the future using dreams plot element.
Prosperity’s Path: OpenAI has shown it cannot be trusted. Canada needs nationalized, public AI https://archive.ph/QLg2D
tldr tech bullshit requires ur tax dollars. what ever you do don’t question the all knowing laurentian technocrats!
yeah, the current situation in Europe is like: “As EU citizens, we should break free of our dependency on US Big Tech like the Torment Nexus. That’s why my company is advancing our fully sovereign solution, the Agony Core! Europe-owned, GDPR-compliant, Frontex-approved scalable Torment-as-a-Service, at competitive prices with TN-based deployments!”
It is amazing in a way, as in .nl our anti piracy org (brein) already went after local AI models for copyright infringement. While people in power still think we should go all in on AI. Sadly people with tech skills are rare in gov (politicians who go after the votes of tech enthousiasts otoh).
was doomscrolling and got fucking jumpscared by this fucking article: https://www.science.org/content/article/meet-three-scientists-who-said-no-epstein
scott jumpscare
God this is so funny. He’s so evasive about why exactly it is bad to be associated with Epstein. I just asked mummy and she said no.
“I don’t think doing that would have made me complicit. But, you know, it would have been very embarrassing for me.”
Aw don’t worry I have no morals. But people would have been mean to me again!
ok ngl I didn’t actually read the article at first (can you blame me) but since you pointed that out, FUCK. That’s so fucking pathetic. I was imagining a scenario where scott had met epstein IRL but had gotten “jock” vibes from him and decided not to associate based on that.
in the past 24 hours I was fooled by 3 pieces of fake news in a row:
- that Kurds from Iraq were crossing the border to fight in Iran
- that Windows 12 would be AI-centred or require an AI chip to work (I helped spread this)
- that Spain has capitulated and let the US use its ports for war (erroneously claimed by a WH official).
I know that fake news can be made organically and have been since forever and I’m doing selection bias here but I can’t help but picture the misinformation engines firehosing bullshit constantly until some of it catches and spreads.
yeah it’s bad
otoh awareness I think is spreading
swedish public broadcasting has regular “spot the fake” pieces on their website
I think giving a sensationalist bit of news 6 hours to “mature” is a good idea before amplifying.
I like this. News is a frittata, it needs time to set before consuming.
If you have to swim in raw sewage, you shouldn’t blame yourself when some poop gets in your mouth.
The AI people are still infatuated with math. The Epoch AI staff, after being thoroughly embarrassed last year by the FrontierMath scandal, have now decided to make a new FrontierMath Open Problems benchmark, this time with problems that people might give a shit about!
I decided to look at one of the easiest “moderately interesting” problems and noticed that GPT-5.2 Pro managed to solve a warm up version of the problem, i.e. a version that had been previously solved. Wow, these reasoning models sure are capable of math! So I was curious and looked at the reasoning trace and it turns out that … the model just found an obscure website with the right answer and downloaded it. Well, I guess you could say it has some impressive reasoning as it figures out how to download and parse the data, maybe.
We really need to work harder at poisoning the training data for math problems.
I can’t see the “reasoning” trace in the link. Do you need to be logged in?
I can see them by clicking on the “Reasoned for 6m 34s” box on my desktop browser (I know, great UI design) without needing to log in. This did not work on my phone. In any case, I can copy it here:
Warning: very long slop
Exploring Hadamard matrix construction for order 428
For a Hadamard matrix of order 428, we need to confirm that it’s a multiple of 4, which it is (428 = 4 * 107). However, the challenge is that order 107 doesn’t work since it’s not a multiple of 4. A possible approach could involve using constructions like Williamson or Goethals-Seidel. Alternatively, I could try a Kronecker product of smaller matrices.
Examining constructions for Hadamard matrix of order 428
Since 107 ≡ 3 mod 4, Paley type I gives a Hadamard of order 108, but I need 428, not 432. That’s a little tricky. I wonder if there’s a known construction for order 4*107 using “Hadamard matrix of order 4q” or conference matrices. Could I adapt the generalized Paley approach for this?
Exploring conference matrix construction for Hadamard order 428
For q = 107, Paley construction doesn’t work since q ≡ 3 mod 4. But if I can create a conference matrix of order 214 (since 214 ≡ 2 mod 4), then a Hadamard matrix of order 428 would follow. Conference matrices require specific conditions, but this seems promising. Let’s focus on 214.
Searching for explicit Hadamard matrix of order 428
To generate a Hadamard matrix of order 428, it might be feasible since many such matrices exist up to large orders, but I need one explicitly with ±1 entries. A direct construction could involve methods like Goethals-Seidel, which uses circulant matrices to satisfy specific conditions. I’ll need to implement this method.
Exploring construction methods and searching for Hadamard matrix 428
For n=107, there might be a way to use Legendre sequences for Goethals-Seidel difference sets. I know there are constructions for order 4q where q is an odd prime power, but using approaches like Scarpis or Turyn may help too. I’ll search for an explicit Hadamard matrix of order 428 for a possible example or construction.
Exploring accessible sources and construction options for Hadamard matrix
It seems like there may be server timeouts, so I’ll need to try other sources like GitHub, arXiv, or design theory papers. We could construct the Hadamard matrix ourselves using known algorithms, but it’s heavy. If accessible, sequences from a Kharaghani paper could help, and SageMath might have relevant functions too.
Identifying base sequences to build Hadamard matrix
To create a Hadamard matrix of order 428, I think I can use base sequences of lengths 71 and 36, which combine to 107. I’ll look for Turyn-type sequences or T-sequences in accessible PDFs, potentially from open sources like arXiv. A useful file might be “H_428,” so I’ll search for it.
Checking GitHub for Hadamard matrix at 428 order
I found a GitHub project, “anymatrix,” which claims to have Hadamard matrices up to order 428. It might include the 428 matrix in MATLAB format. I’ll check the repository to see if it has the actual file with the matrix data. Let’s open it and explore!
Opening GitHub repository for 428 Hadamard matrix
The page at math.ntua.gr timed out before, but I might try downloading the file directly instead of opening it. Alternatively, I could explore the GitHub “anymatrix” repository, which likely has Hadamard matrices up to order 428. I’ll open the repository’s root to check its structure and find the matrix file.
Opening Hadamard folder
I’ll go ahead and open the Hadamard folder at link ID 81. Time to check what’s inside and see if the matrix or relevant files are there!
Trying GitHub raw content for Hadamard matrix
It looks like extracting the files might have failed because of JS requirements, so I’m considering an alternative: accessing raw content directly from GitHub. I’ll search the repository for relevant files containing the 428 matrix — once I find out the exact file names, I can access them with no issue!
Trying direct access to Hadamard file
It seems the math.ntua listing might still be promising, with both text and zip formats for the Hadamard matrix. I’ll try opening the direct file URL instead of the page, hoping it’ll avoid the timeout issues. It’s worth retrying, as the timeout could have been temporary. Let’s try again!
Trying alternative ways to access Hadamard matrix
Since opening the math.ntua.gr server is
Checking old Hadamard links
The page seems to be from 2001, and it has a link to Neil Sloane’s library list, which might include the H428 matrix. However, the link for item 8 points to “www.research.att.com ,” which could have moved. Let’s click and see if it’s still accessible.
Trying alternative download for Hadamard matrix
The ATT site removed the old page, and Sloane’s library now points to a page that times out. Another option might be using Anymatrix, but GitHub listings aren’t working. I’ll try accessing the IPM website directly to download the matrix — maybe the file’s URL works better with HTTP instead of HTTPS. Let’s give it a try.
Searching for accessible Hadamard matrix
The page redirects to HTTPS and times out, which might indicate blocking. Maybe the matrix is hosted elsewhere, like in a plain text or PDF format. I’ll search for terms like “h428.txt” or “hadamard428.txt” on cs.uleth.ca — there’s a mention of a PDF that could include it. Let’s give that a try.
Opening ADTHM page for possible matrix
I’ve found a listing on cs.uleth, and there’s a link on the ADTHM page that might lead to the matrix in text format. It could be what I’m looking for, so I’ll go ahead and open the ADTHM page to check it out. Let’s see if it includes the matrix!
Accessing matrix text through link
Awesome! I found a link labeled “Entries as text” (ID: 26). This could be the matrix in the text format I’m looking for. I’ll go ahead and click the link to download it. Let’s see if this works!
Parsing the XPM image to a matrix
The H428.html contains XPM image data, not matrix entries. It seems to represent values with two colors, p and m, which likely stand for +1 and -1. I can map p to 1 and m to -1 (just to simplify things) and validate that the Hadamard property holds by checking H*H^T = 428I. I’ll fetch and parse the full content to confirm.
Downloading H428.html
Alright, I’ll use the container.download method to fetch the H428.html file. I previously opened the URL, so that should meet the requirement. Now, I’ll download the file directly to /mnt/data/H428.html and get the content I need. This should work smoothly and efficiently!
Understanding limitations for container.download
It seems the container.download method restricts us to file types other than text/html — likely just images or data. Since I can’t use click or fetch via Python, I’ll need to rely on web.run for the content. However, the 200-word limit means we can’t fully retrieve the 428 lines. I may need to process it in parts.
Handling 200-line limits in tool response
Since the tool response gets cut off around 200 words, I can’t present more than that in the final output. However, I can strategically open various line ranges and parse those internal portions to reconstruct the full matrix. This should allow me to gather all the necessary data without breaking the word limits.
Handling file retrieval and parsing
To retrieve the full content, I can call the tool multiple times from different lines, reconstructing the file. However, retrieving 428 lines in total means a heavy operation, spread across several calls. Given the content-type restrictions, I can process the data using Python, but I need to work with a local file.
Figuring out how to retrieve and process data
To get more lines, I can use a tool to fetch a longer response, but there’s still a limit to the tool’s output. Since the H428.html file is too large, I could check if there’s a plain text version like “H428.txt” in the directory that can be downloaded. I’ll also look for any relevant comments in the HTML.
Looking for matrix in different format
The file starts with “/* XPM */,” indicating it’s actually plain text despite being labeled as HTML. I could try adding a download parameter or using a raw link, but the content type restriction remains. Next, I’ll check if there’s a plain text version of the matrix, like “H428.txt” in the directory.
Considering ways to fetch and process the file
There’s no plain text, but the XPM format might be parseable. I could gradually access the file using the web tool, then reconstruct it with Python. One option is fetching parts with web tool, accumulating in Python, and then processing. I could work around content type restrictions with query parameters for text/plain.
Exploring options to access content
The H428.html doesn’t seem like real HTML. Maybe I can access it through a ?download=1 query or H428.xpm? I might also try the enlarge image link (id 25). If it’s a GIF/PNG, I could download it and extract pixel values, though this might involve some image processing. I’ll check it out.
Downloading and inspecting image
The image is a PNG, so I can download it using the container. I’ll pull down H428_big.png and check the image’s pixel structure. It’s likely 856x856, possibly scaled at 2x, though the matrix should be 428x428. I’ll inspect the image further after downloading it.
Opening image for inspection
The file is small, just 5kb, which likely means it’s compressed and may be a 428x428 image with a palette. I’ll go ahead and open the image to inspect it using the container, and then I can analyze the pixels to understand how it’s structured further.
Processing image for matrix conversion
We have the image, so it’s time to use Python to read it and convert the pixel colors into matrix entries. First, I need to check the image’s pixel dimensions—more likely it will be 428x428 or a multiple of that. I’ll use Python with PIL to open the image and confirm
https://www.wired.com/story/openai-fires-employee-insider-trading-polymarket-kalshi/
lol. Between this and the ayatollah clawback, I’m expecting some entertaining litigation.
well would you look at that, some consequences
Given the delay, I’ll bet an internal review discovered more instances in other articles where COVID couldn’t be the excuse.
Someone with more time and motivation could probably look at his past articles and see if any others have been quietly pulled or edited, although I have no idea if ars could be assed to change the ones which weren’t publicly criticized
The good news is the report is false. According to contacts that are familiar with the Windows roadmap, there is no plan to ship a Windows 12 this year. In fact, I understand that the Windows roadmap for 2026 is all about fixing Windows 11 and attempting to improve its reputation by addressing top feedback such as reducing AI bloat across the OS
“We have heard your complaints about lead in the paint, and our roadmap for Leaded Paint 2026 is all about improving its reputation by making the lead easier to swallow”
Stop the presses. Dude who’s into LLM’s has shit takes about open source software.
Apparently OSS devs that publish under non-commercial licenses are shutting people out?
Definitely some bespoke what the fu-
Skyview.social mirror so everyone can see - he’s locked out everyone who’s not signed in.
lmfao

@BlueMonday1984 @JFranek “If you use this code, you can never charge money for whatever you used it in” sorry what this has the same energy as the brain-wormed Americans who think that socialised heathcare means doctors work for free
Thank you, should have checked that.
this is confusing, how many licenses that are “NonCommercial” are mainstream Free/Open source? From what I’ve seen they’re deffo a minority anyway.
I can think of one notable project I ever saw one, and that’s Bookwyrm with the Anti-Capitalist Software License v1.4.
But this seems too vague-posty to refer to something that specific. Prolly just someone butthurt over copyleft.
Copyleft is non-commercial haven’t you heard? I mean its really unfair, the code is completely free but you are not allowed to create the torment nexus without everybody seeing your work.
Right? Like he never heard of MIT or Apache2 licence.
You could argue that for example AGPL3 is non-commercial in practice due to the requirements to disclose code. But even then.
There are licenses that effectively repel corporate use without a non-commercial clause; I looked at them on Open Source SE a while ago, including a fun bit of dentistry previously, on Lobsters. GPLv3 and AGPLv3 are examples in common usage. This might help to illuminate our boy’s actual problem: he can’t use Free Software without complying with the onerous requirement of ensuring the Four Freedoms by not plagiarizing, and he really wants to plagiarize.
new episode of odium symposium. it’s a tribute to knowledge fight, in which we dissect an episode of nick fuentes’s show. i was nervous about how this would turn out but i think it’s actually my favorite episode yet.
https://www.patreon.com/posts/11-groyper-151852222 (links to other platforms at www.odiumsymposium.com)
God that was bleak - I thought Nick was bad in his guest spots on Alex’s show (seen via Knowledge Fight, of course) but apparently you really do need at least two layers of insulating podcast to avoid suffering critical psychic damage from that level of hatred. I appreciated the acknowledgement that in order to feel at all okay playing clips you needed to sanewash him a little bit. I’m pretty sure that JorDan do the same thing with Alex and don’t acknowledge it nearly often enough.
I also feel like some of Nick’s schtick is about trying to position himself and maintain his position in the right wing grifter bigot-industrial complex. Like, the open disdain for his audience and presenting his actually pretty straightforward feelings on the halftime show as somehow brave and iconoclastic is also about differentiating himself and making his audience feel superior to Alex, Tucker, Candace, etc. In that sense the open disdain for the audience serves another purpose in terms of reinforcing heirarchy. Look at how great it feels for me to be better than you. And even you are better than the chuds, who are better than the racialized other.
wrt to the first part, nick consistently outmaneuvers people who bring him onto their platforms. he’s honestly brilliant at understanding who the audience is, what frame he’s appearing in, and how to signal given those circumstances. i didn’t understand until i started prepping for this episode that nick is actually lazy and incurious in almost the exact same way alex jones is. dan and jordan notice and call out how he effortlessly establishes dominance over alex, but i think there’s a subtler game going on where nick manages to appear competent and informed compared to alex, and you don’t realize that’s just an artifact of conversational skill until you hear nick on his own show.
wrt to the second part, i could not agree more and i’m very glad to hear that is a takeaway because it is absolutely something i was hoping to communicate. that’s the freudianness of it all, how these existing patterns of relations to another get played out and reenacted through the audience’s relationship to nick, and vice versa
The great chain of bleating
Blast from the past: in 2014, Scott Alexander posted a take on marijuana legalization which showed excellent knowledge of medical papers but huge gaps in his knowledge of what brown people or smart policy reformers have to say. David Gerard and Christopher Hallquist in the comments, digression on how pot affects your IQ with gwern chipping in. Alexander came back in 2018 promising that he was right all along with a footnote about how some people in the comments told him that people like smoking weed and he did not know how to process that because his utilitarian calculation said it was bad for society.
It’s curious how, in terms of utilitarianism, the 2014 post has people doing arithmetic to estimate QALYs but the 2018 post is more of a handwave where Scoot repeats the 2014 numbers verbatim. Advocates of decriminalization and legalization have long argued that the QALYs saved by releasing people from prison and no longer sentencing them (easily 20+ QALYs/person) and not arresting people for possession in the first place (0.5 QALYs/person-arrest) are significant to society at large, even if there were quantifiable health risks.
TBH I think that Scoot got a bit of a tough surprise when data actually came in on cannabis usage; it’s now accepted cannabis lore that cannabis can cause onset of e.g. schizophrenia, at a rate of something like 1 in 2000 users, but the numbers on causing cancer never materialized. Meanwhile the case studies treating e.g. epilepsy have multiplied to the point where, again, it’s now accepted lore that some epileptics find relief by using products made from high-CBD strains.
Choice sneer from the second post, from somebody with an extremely-relevant Moray avatar:
Yeah but you know what would achieve better results? Criminalizing driving.
Edit: grammar and also the extremely-relevant link. Pass the Moray, please~
I didn’t know that Moray in QC was around in 2018! <Crumbles into dust.>
That is a good example because it shows the failure of imagination (can imagine the end of the world, can’t imagine working public transit and public policy to discourage driving) and because hf he thought it through he might get to “humh, some people like to drive, but its bad for public and social health, how can we discourage it while preserving liberties?”
I really wonder what he did as a medical student in Cork other than study and read racist Tumblr accounts. Did his friends never drag him to Amsterdam to ride a bike and eat an edible?
Another surprise is that illegal weed still has 30% of the market in Canada. I don’t know how much of that is consumer inertia (“My buddy Mike always gets me the good stuff eh”) and how much is avoiding taxes.

Class action lawsuits by employees against employers that mandate AI tools when?
I fucking hope it’s soon
Wow, that’s a sobering article.











