Imagine having access to the whitehouse culinary staff and not constantly asking for garlic naan with butter chicken soup.
Or even just like- better hamburgers than McDonald’s has.
If you wanted to burger you could burger so hard with an unlimited budget. No imagination.
Once had literally just a well seasoned patty with caramelized onions and mustard on a toasted pretzel bun and let me tell you the world of good borger is as vast as it is untouched.
I worked at a fast casual place as a line cook for a couple years. Loved doing cream cheese on the top bun, bacon and avocado with a rare to medium rare patty.
Doesn’t he do fast food because he’s worried about poisoning? He trusts anonymous cooking, at least iirc from first term. If I’d abused and hurt and cheated and lied about so many ppl, I’d be afraid of poisoning too
I wonder how many times a week Trump tells them to make overcooked steak with ketchup again.
I’m hungry rn and thinking about a gourmet burger is sending me. Why would you settle for fast food slop?

Nobody dessimates toppings and soaks it on mayo like the burger clown.
gourmet burger
So like A&W?
No no Red Robin
Yum
Brown people food in the white house of amerikkka?
He’s an uncomplicated man
Cheap motherfucker
He’s the cheapest rich person I have ever seen
HE DID IT AGAIN


A sad, cut down, hollow, zero sizzle shadow of what once was
Is that room in the OEOB? Did each athlete get ONE entree sandwich?

The court of the crimson king
The court of the clown king
we found him. Treatler.
This is what amerikkka deserves
u already know he didnt tip
Yeah yeah, the most American man on the planet did something that was previously reserved for satire of American culture.
And liberals still think Trump is a KGB asset.
I was expecting a lot more hesitation from a group of people I’m assuming have had their daily intake budgeted down to the femtocalorie and consisting primarily of cottage cheese and kale show a little bit more hesitation but nope, they bite the bullet and chow down.
they literally just won gold at the olympics, that’s a once in 10000 lifetimes opportunity for a caloric binge
So you wouldn’t want to waste it on McDonald’s, right?
personally i’d absolutely waste it on some taco bell so i feel like i can’t judge
They’re athletes, they’ll burn it off
Yeah, but I feel like I’d be looking at it like putting bunker fuel in a ferrari
isnt this after the olympics? if theyre in off season now theyre probably not counting calories or they already factored these calories in beforehand
A lot of them have to go back to their day jobs in the NHL this week.















