I was enjoying my $5 slop someone else paid for as I munched on sour gummy worms and watched people leave. Well worth the psychic damage, perfect 5/7

Idk who the landlord was in the movie, unless it was the titular dude bro who gets rocked. In which case great, otherwise I’m lost. I just remember it was set into motion by a dude who was perceived as weird for not also participating in the white flight his neighbors were. Meanwhile he would abduct women andremovedd them in his custom built sex dungeon and nursery, eventually leading to a visibly deformed daughter that was incredibly strong and durable, killing or maiming those who would venture into the house and it’s basement.

Barbarian: incest baby borne of removed kills people in the basement of an air bnb that allows people to double book.removed dude that uses casual fraternal homophobia with his bro friend gets killed though, so there’s a silver lining at least

He’ll be ready to fuck you like a liberal in no time

But also Moon bears with aks… (cw: BHM soaking in a body of water with appropriate attire)

Yes, so that they can eventually end up as broodmares or playthings for the good ol’ billionaire CEOs of the US OF A (United Sinners of Aristocrats)

Butt for the fellas

Mo money mo pedophilia

The Sino-Soviet reunion

Had no idea this was a band or literary reference, was concerned at first it was in reference to Rittenhouse. If he is to be done, it can be WITH harm

Idk if hot specifically, but definitely fuckmaxxes

Will do you, no harm

I mean… If you can find out if they’re a druid I’ll sign off on the horny slip, I’ll just need it in triplicate with both parties signatures. I’ve got a quota to meet.

I like to watch and be submissive. If I need or want I’ll be a more than serviceable soft top. Mainly into being a sub bottom tho.

Reads text and sees pic. Ohhh nvm

I’d like to think I’m that ‘guy’

No no Red Robin

Yum

Doing my best sir

“Here’s a tip, get an actual job!”

Wait wait, Geny Joes, got there, fixed. Perfect.

Jimmy Joes