Context: He’s in the files

  • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Listen, dude: I’ve got a lot more concerts in my list before I get to your lame-ass party.

    Would you have missed Metallica in Moscow for some party you assumed nobody would attend? Fuck no.

    Now if you’ll excuse me I’m gonna go sell all your grandmothers some really strong modern weed to get into Hendrix, New Year’s Eve, 1969.

    Can’t wait to hear Machine Gun live.

    • BillyClark@piefed.social
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      1 month ago

      lame-ass party

      Since the time traveler would be from the future, he’d have already known that nobody went to the party.

    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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      Would you have missed Metallica in Moscow for some party you assumed nobody would attend? Fuck no.

      Let’s see… the egotistical pricks that sued anyone that wanted to like them… in an authoritarian shithole… or hanging out with Stephen Hawking…

      Tough choice. Can I convince Lars to sleep in the disaster bed? Or help them with arrangements so that songs that have about 1 minute of interesting music don’t have 8 minutes worth of filler?

      • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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        1 month ago

        This was a million and a half people vibing so hard they broke their government. I’m not missing it no matter how much of an asshole Lars Ulrich is.

    • themoken@startrek.website
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      1 month ago

      My God… Is the fact that boomers think '60s weed was mind altering proof of time incursions from the dank future???