I’m a fairly big and strong dude. I hate my current job and want to change careers. I think I would be a good goon, like a character Batman beats up before a boss fight in an Arkham game or that Noir detective outsmarts. How does one acquire such a job? I don’t see any posting on Indeed.
Try standing outside bars that don’t have bouncers and pretending to be one
make sure to wear a black shirt and cross your arms
ICE is also hiring.