Deeply unserious people.

Crikey! The top of our rocket fell off, I guess Rozzy Stinko-Flipper didn’t put it on right after getting pissed at the barby last night.

Did you know Grimace was a villain in the OG McDonalds cannon?

Yes but weirdly he’s friends with the clown who makes the burgers

Do you wanna know how I got these fries?

What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a job at a fast food place that treats him like trash?

You get a double cheese burger with fries!

I listened to five minutes of it. It sucks. It doesn’t feel conversation at all, each “host” speaks a line, usually an over written vulgar joke, then they just move on to the next one. They never speak over each other or laugh at each others bits. Say what you will about the “racism podcast”, but one of the better parts of it was it did just feel like some asshole friends having dumbass jokey conversations with each other in their basement while drinking beers. That was kind of the whole appeal. The AI podcast sounds like a South Park fan in film school reading a really bad screenplay awkwardly.

Me too buddy

Are we sure Nick doesn’t have access to a prototype LLM and was just having it write the episodes?

Tho I think it would have been more on point if Stavs power was turning anything into pizza or something.

I once drunkenly asked ChatGPT to write a cum town episode and it had them go to an escape room and they all talked like old timey game show hosts.

They did call Adam’s dick small so that part was accurate.

Man all those Jessie’s and Jamie’s they’re missing out on.

Are you in a really bad punk band together called like “Buzza and the Drunkies”?

Yo fuck you asshole!

Australian crackers be named like Rory Surfy-Dong and wonder why no one takes them seriously.

“Hey Elon, what if we made a REALLY BIG Tesla, that traveled on its own dedicated roads, and had set stopping points!”

JDPON Don is trying to match March of the Steel Torrent

I also used to thing “Espresso” was “Expresso”, because it has a lot of caffeine which makes you go fast, so it’s like you’re on the express line.

This is true.

Enjoying ANY activities is counterrevolutionary! Solitary or social! Sorry to ruin your TREATS!

I’m just imagining her being a Victorian sex worker with a heavy Cockney accent.