I’m leaning towards a patrol the docks job, I live in a port city so that makes the most sense.

shirt with black and white horizontal stripes, grow a five o’ clock shadow

Okay well I already got that covered, but sadly I got a Baltimore accent not a Brooklyn one.

Don’t worry boss, I’m smarter than the average goon! I don’t fall for none of that stone throwing stuff. I know I gotta watch my post.

Uhhhhh, I’m good at breaking things. I could probably break a mooks head if yah want. Especially if I had a pipe or a baseball bat or somethin’.

Honestly strip club bouncer is probably better than my current job. At least I get to sit down.

get a job as a bouncer of the scummiest strip club or bar you can find that’s run by kingpins

Oh there’s actually a really nasty strip club one neighborhood over, I once went in there accidentally cuz I thought it was just a regular bar. I’ll see if they’re looking for someone, thanks!

Palpatine was an actual competent fascist, dude just loved being evil and doing evil stuff, he was always smiling and laughing. Trump is lazy and bored all the time, he just does this shit cuz he feels he has to. Palp’s parades probably kicked ass.

NGL I used to work with a cigars bro and went to his house once.

Those things are pretty nice, tasted good and give you a little high but not too much. If I didn’t have a health condition that strongly discourages nicotine use I’d be into them. See why liked them.

Who wants a drink? First rounds’ on me!

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my genocide.

NGL, I looked up a clip from the movie, they actually nail entitled customer behavior pretty well.

Why is it written on napkins with sharpie?

“An alien gave me an STD and now my dick glows”

Who’s fantasized about that

I have not smut, yet I must goon

The true sin is depriving the grooners of their slop

Chinese soldiers overseeing white slaves

Based

Guyana is such a weird country to me, I briefly had a bit of a fixation on it.

It’s population is mostly Indian, but also mostly Christian, and almost entirely lives in the capital while the rest of the country is jungle. If you google street view the capital city of Georgetown it looks like a cross between New Orleans and a backwater British outpost in India. It’s simultaneously very LATAM and not LATAM at all.

Well, the years start comin’ and they don’t stop comin’

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin’

Lol why the fuck was she fucking there to begin with? Why travel to a war zone?