Why did I initially read this as Premium Pentium? lol
Premium Pentium is the tier above Basic Celeron
I want the Centrino Nano Duo
It’s all about the Pentiums baby
With my mind on my pentiums, and my pentiums on my mind.
It’s only a matter of time before they start charging monthly for accurate division.
I read “premium premium” which is both spiritually similar and also just fucking hilarious.
Pentium Gold
Of the 8 plans, 5 are premium level 🤦♂️
I hadn’t even noticed Basic Platinum before I posted. That one is such an oxymoron that it went full-moron.
Basic latinum has such strong ferengi energy
That’s a lot of yamok sauce…
I just traded all my yamok sauce for self stealing stem bolts
Microsoft Works
“Premium Lite”
lol
Kinda reminds me of George Carlin on the illusion of choice.
“18 delicious flavours of rice-a-rony”
Getting Premium Copper from Ea Nasir is better I think.
I refuse to pay for spotify and quietly judge anyone who does.
I loudly judge those who do
OH NO YOU DON’T.
WHAT?!
Premium Premium is all that’s missing
Premium Premium plus lite
Curious as to which country this is, because under US they only have individual, student, duo, and family. Methinks this screenshot is satire lol.
I thought it was satire too. But nope… Looks like in some countries they really have these different tiers.
Charging more for lossless is such a rip off when many other platforms like deezer include it with their regular plan.
Meanwhile Tidal:
Fuck it, we’re merging our two tiers and giving you the features of the higher one for the price of the lower.
Anyway, if you’re serious about your music collection, get those bits on a disk.
Tidal is owned by a bunch of billionaires including Kanye the Nazi and Nicki MAGA Minaj.
Search enough and you’ll discover that every company on the planet has some shady stuff in the closet.
Best we can do is support the small, more ethical, companies and exploit to our best the others.
I think it gets overused, but the phrase “there is no ethical consumption under capitalism” usually holds true.
One way or another, we need to live. And it is impossible, for all practical purposes, to produce everything we need to lead a well balanced and reasonable life.
It holds a degree of validity, but like all absolutes, it leaves out everything between complete lack and total abuse.
Is everything premium? If everything is premium, then nothing is premium.
I would recommend you to leave this unethical platform anyway.
Is there an ethical music platform?
Buying from bandcamp or directly from the artist if possible
It’s not like that for me, but I assume it’s because of my different region.
I only have
- premium individual
- premium student
- duo plan
- family plan
Wish I canceled earlier. The earliest time is whenever before the price hike. The second earliest was when they hiked the price up.
But now I am free. And if I really want to stream anything I’ll just pirate YouTube music. There are still a lot of anime style music and covers that are only on YouTube.
Premium lite
Basic platinum
I prefer Nicotine+
Well, these aren’t real in my country. We have Individual, Student, Duo and Family
Still not as bad as microsoft naming sense



















