All these years I’ve been pronouncing it wrong as alp-ha? Curses!

“Get off my sediment layer!”

Only if sabre tooth tigers are renamed walrus tigers also.

It truly is the year of the linux desktop.

Can ya feel it, Mr Krebs?

Have you tried asking humans out on a date? Might have better luck. At the very least, human beaks are softer than seagull beaks.

Bisithual

Shit, that’s the rough life. I’ll take the twice a week definition instead please, Trebek.

Doesn’t the name imply only two?

Buddy is content with his first two wishes, thus the genie is stuck on that island until he makes the 3rd wish. Also, why doesn’t buddy wish to be rescued?

The joke is about subverting expectations.

They don’t call him Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien for nothing.

Obvious pigeons use GPS.

Global pigeoning system.

Buddy in the lower foreground looks like he just told the best dad joke.

“Hue hue hue”

[🥇] Create complicated lists

First rule of rodent fight club is you don’t talk about rodent fight club.

I’m sad that I didn’t have access to random chemicals growing up. All these fun stories makes me feel like I missed out!

It’s not a war crime if you’re not at war!

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Wow, 3,628,800 dwarf planets! I never knew there were so many out there!

Does that mean there are 518,400 space snow white planets in the solar system as well?