I was thinking about adding some tongue twisters in to my voice training routine, since they’ll have different sets of sounds than what I normally use in conversation. Here’s one for each day of the next week.
Monday
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock, In a pestilential prison, with a lifelong lock, Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock, From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block
Tuesday
It’s not Tuesday yet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Wednesday
It’s not Wednesday yet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Thursday
It’s not Thursday yet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Friday
It’s not Friday yet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Saturday
It’s not Saturday yet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Sunday
It’s not Sunday yet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
If you want something normal sounding to say instead, try the Harvard Sentences instead. Or read a book to someone!
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Girls r so cool
Trans trans trans
Please read this as a chant like at a sporting event like the basketed ball or the footed ball
What if do it as a spell to summon girls?
As long as it has the same fever as a stadium getting hyped up then I’m fine with it, I sometimes forget this site is filled with fudging nerds
Sometimes it summons boys; depends on what material components you start with.
Yes, but I’m currently lesbian maxing so I’m going for girls.
weight loss
Idk I’m trying to grapple with it, I’m used to always wearing a size larger shirt but if I wear the size I’m supposed to I just see too much of myself and it bums me out not being leaner. I know it’s a matter of time now that I’ve given up on treats this year I’ll just have to push through this weight I’m at isn’t sustainable as I get older.
I got a card taking about how Medicaid wasn’t gonna cover weight loss drugs no more, I didn’t use them so kinda moot but it’s what the rest of the letter was suggesting that got me thinking. The safety net is getting cut more and more it’s on me to look after my own health. Gotta eat better work out and rest right if I wanna see a better future
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I used to wear shirts in oversized sizes for that reason and now I’ve been at a weight where in some ways a more fitting shirt would be more flattering than something oversized, but where I also don’t feel lean enough to be 100% comfortable wearing one.
i have an exam in two hours and i don’t wanna
You fucking got this
Had a big fat cry and I feel so fucking good holy shit, first cry of the year the floodgates are low now. Despite the past having pains the the future being uncertain I’m glad still to be alive.
I cried for the first time since starting hrt after starting Claire obscure e33, and it felt so good. I was legitimately concerned about not feeling effects in the first week or two lmao
I got no hurt just emotional myself, if I started the stuff I’d be a wreck or it wouldn’t effect me since I’m built different
That’s the weird part I’m usually very emotional so I was anticipating extra tears. Maybe we are just built different lmao
but 水 is pronounced “shui”
mhmm yes i am very smart xD
this reminds me of the sentence mama shouts at the horse being “ma ma ma” with different pronounciation on each word
Went through the weekday spoilers one by one even after seeing Tuesday didn’t have anything
Up with trans.
up with trans
UP WITH TRANS
down with cis
down with cis
DOWN WITH CIS
I read books and litsen to music in order to make life tolerable. But then I get sick of them after a while. What do I do then?
Go touch grass? Shit’s frozen.
Go touch other people? Rude!
Go touch food? Ugh, how much can I eat?
Go touch the kettle bell? I just stuffed my belly, you silly person!
Go touch the bed? Sounds like a good idea …
If someone jumped me with a baseball bat and left me reeling in the snow with horrific pain and near fatal injuries, it would be an improvement over my current life. At least I would feel something.
There was a time where I was into self-cest. Wouldn’t you be your own perfect partner? You knew yourself very well. You would be kind to yourself and would never betray yourself.
But then the more I thought about it, the more I wondered. If I had a clone, what was the chance that I would try to kill my clone? It was non-zero. After all, the clone knew my secrets. My weaknesses. They would have the same thoughts about the clone being a danger. “What if the clone is thinking of killing me? Shouldn’t I kill it first?”
It is then I realised that I’d been reading too many novels and exotic eroticas.
Ages ago on cracked articles there was one that you should either fight or fuck your clone.
I never understood the appeal of either tbh. There is no way Id wanna fuck my clone - even now as a girl. I don’t really wanna fight her either and she wouldnt wanna fight me. At best we could be roommates and live half a life like Christian Bale in the Prestige lol. Otherwise one of us would go and try to live life somehow elsewhere.
lmao by sheer coincidence I found this image of max stirner getting married to his gender bent clone
You would be kind to yourself
Disturbingly large chance that I’m getting murdered by my double. Or vice versa. And we both want to be the one getting murdered
And we both want to be the one getting murdered
real
horny
i have long maintained that if i had a double we would end up fucking each other until we starved to death
I mean it’s probably the prisoners situation, at least for me I probably couldn’t live with killing someone else
I probably couldn’t live with killing someone else
It’s either me or me, only one of us can live
or you both live and make the world a better place with how lovely you are. Your clone after a point becomes her own person with ideas and hopes like you have
When it comes to self-cest, I always liked the scenario where it’s me from another timeline that is for all intents and purposes identical (because something different is happening on the other side of the universe that hasn’t reached us yet). That neatly side-steps the issues from cloning or time travel. And we go home after
And yeah we would have sex.
But not conventional stuff. We’d get out all our BDSM stuff, flip a coin and take turns being Dom and Sub. I think it would be a learning experience and we’d both know what we’d want and our general limits.
i really really wish i looked more androgenous. I hate how people think they know me from what they see, but equally i do not wish to submit for their verification or dance for their amusement and least of all hide for their comfort. this flu is kicking my ass i feel like i am in a claymation special
I’ve been feeling this as well. Being gendered at all just feels so dehumanizing.
Yessss, thank you<3
Finally painted my nails again, feels good but without any vegan top coat they’ll last a week at most
