Not anymore lmao

Nvm Mckinney’s back up now, lyrical accuracy restored

wait shit hang on thanedar’s going back up in the results

Just tuning in for elections, gotta thank god

Don’t know why, but tonight seems kinda odd

No AIPAC funded libs, Thanedar’s gone

And on Fox News, I already hear squealing hogs

My lifelong dream is to become the Revolutionary Administration’s strongest spreadsheet copy-and-paster

but replace the King with Jack Jackinthebox, that motherfucker has canonically beaten the shit out of ppl

Assuming I’m probably under 16 in this scenario, which in the case of my parents would mean they probably wouldn’t deem me mature enough to own any explicit albums, so sadly I’d have to throw away my hopes of putting on Gorillaz or Nirvana or The Prodigy and settle for Daft Punk’s Discovery (not too bad of an outcome, at least)

Happy beearlied cakeday to you too :uzi-salute:

Greedy, to skeet all that! You’ll end up with your accounts all grey!

I always read the 🚨RUDE🚨 label on bsky accts in the same way the salad can in DHMIS says it lmao

wait ppl on the sub listened to the pod?

ofc, theyre gonna add a new coat of paint to like three to five train cars :D

YEAAA!!! INCREMENTAL CHAAANGE!!!

peace deal pls

9/11 24/7

god he thought he was so fucking smart for calling it that

critical support, труст тхе план

The world lost another John Waters antagonist smh :,(

but also LMFAOOOOOOOO GET FUCKEDDDDDDD

I was thinking abt how this fucker had been senator my whole life in the car this morning, NOT ANYMORE ASSHOLEEEEEEEEE

WRONG‼️ Tenna would NEVER let Susie fall for a girl with a fl*tscreen TV

can i have three pls :)