https://xcancel.com/NewsWire_US/status/1930657999535669406
https://xcancel.com/NewsWire_US/status/1930658502306832452
Dont have the specific tweets but Elon is crashing out over Trump RN: https://xcancel.com/elonmusk
It would be so funny if he decided to deport Elon back to South Africa for that.
El Salvador or he’s chicken
TACO Trump refuses to deport Apartheid Clyde to the south american supermax.
step closer to the lathe. NOW
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You won’t see him, his dad will make him work in the emerald mine because that’s what the children yearn for.
Ah great, now Dems are all too ready to be “Musk Republicans” because that’s all dems are: just the opposing side in any given Republican civil war.
Elon is the new John McCain
I remember a
lib seething at me when I called John McCain a war criminal (when he was clearly involved in bombing North Vietnam), demanding proof that John McCain himself personally have ever dropped bombs on civiliansi too am skeptical of this. after all, mccain would have to keep a plane in the air to drop a bomb
My favorite is when they ask for proof he was racist and you show them the quote where he says “I hate the slurs and probablly will until the day i die” and then they get really mad and say that doesn’t count he’s allowed to think that since they tortured him. (Torturing him for firebombing entire villages of innocent people was deffinitly not ok, but him being racist as a result is)
And they didn’t torture him anyway, he was just a lying piece of shit
He was a prisoner of war so clearly a criminal otherwise why would he be in prison??
“My poor 31-year-old baby boy got kidnapped from his Douglas A-4 Skyhawk when he was dropping bombs on people on the other side of the world”
Dems plans to stop Donald Trump:
Hope lifelong republican three letter agency people will stop him for them (Comey, Meuller, Garland)
Hope republican Senators will stop him for them (voting tonconvict on impeachments)
Hope powerless republicans will stop him (Bush, Cheyney, soon to be Musk)
Hope republicans suddenly stop being republicans (appeal to the mythical moderate republican)
They literally don’t even pretend to act like they’re doing something just listing other people that they think should do it for them.
I wonder if social media existed in the early 1900s if fascists would be having this much fucking drama back then.
Methed up Hitler all caps tweeting at 2:23 am that his generals were failures for not taking Stalingrad
DER ANGRIFF STEINERS WAR EIN BEFEHL
AFAIK there was all this drama, it was just on newspapers and pamphlets.
uhh if you like investing i guess buy Rocketlab stock NOW because lol (i am not a financial advisor and would frankly kill myself if i were. i do not have any money to buy stocks or options anyways so take what i say with like a teaspoon of salt)
Nationalization of SpaceX when? because that’d be kind of hilarious.
actually yes he should fold SpaceX into NASA that would be funny and probably the ideal solution if you like space exploration (yes I’LL SAY IT. I DO)
I like space exploration but hate US grubby fingers anywhere in space (or on Earth too for that matter) so i hope every semblance of US space program ever will crash and burn.
real
Nice chip at Obama’s legacy, too
It’s so fucking frustrating to see Elon go after the lowest hanging fruit that the dems should’ve been yelling from the rooftops for years. Call him a pedo. Implicate him in the “suicide”. 2024 landslide.
But that would also implicate their own close personal friends of Epstein, like the Clintons
Can’t do that
I know multiple people who are likely now Elon stans
That’s what I get for joining the local democrats and deluding myself into thinking I could find an actual leftist somewhere there
That’s what I get for joining the local democrats and deluding myself into thinking I could find an actual leftist somewhere there
yeah what the fuck were you thinking
😂 desperate
My local DSA died and I was living on a prayer
This could be real or this could be a bit that lets Trump keep the party going with the hundreds of thousands of public sector maga hogs that musk shitcanned.
Yeah it’s kayfabe. Musk gets to distance himself from maga too which helps him with Telsa. Everyone wins.
If only that Tesla had erupted into a towering inferno and taken both of them.
Then they could have died thinking they were still in love, like 2 serial cheaters clutching each other in the back row of United 93 swearing eternal loyalty to their relationship as the Pentagon becomes visible on the horizon.
They were robbed of their Romeo & Juliet ending.
How I felt when the reapers and Cerberus finally started killing each other in Mass Effect 3
How I felt when Horus started his heresy
Soon
😔
Now all the techbros who felt conflicted when their messiah joined Trump can finally breathe again.
Let me unblock elllon to see what he’s yapping about. I want them fist fighting in the white house by end of the month
god, that’s like the one fistfight I think trump would actually win
They talk shit for 45 minutes before limply punching themselves in the dick and declaring themselves the winner.
buddy at this rate they will be dueling by the end of the day
