You gotta be careful, because if you don’t go far back enough, you’ll end up lobotomized in some kind of haunted house. Go too far back and, especially as a woman, you’ll be labeled “hysterical” or worse then exiled or killed. You gotta find that sweet spot when you could walk into Wild West CVS and take home a bottle Morphinecocainemeth to help wash down the Bovril.
It’s really sad but also kinda fascinating that there are definitely people who could read this and believe it’s evidence of the downfall of modern society caused by equal rights, instead of realizing that this bitch was just understandably tired and making a humor joke in an attempt to lighten the burden of having to face another day trying to roll the boulder back up the bullshit mountain created by the people who want to take away her (and everyone else’s) rights, dismantle society, and cause it to collapse.
I mean… You can still have that kind of fun, it’s just not called a doctor anymore.
Oh who does this now? Do they do home visits?
Fun fact, vibrators were invented as a ‘medical’ tool to aid women.
And bicycles were discouraged, because they could promote hysteria.
Well yeah. These women were suffering from extreme bouts of hysteria.
Me at the sex shop checkout:
“I… I have a prescription.”
Same thing as chainsaws. Go ahead, Google why the chainsaw was invented
Wrong in part. It was a medical tool to saw bones and shit. Not women. Sawing women is magicians work.
And then you die at the ripe old age of 35 from a cut on your hand
I wonder how many of my health issues are because of injuries being left untreated (professionally).
like I tore my leg open on gravel last summer, nice big patch completely gone down below the hair follicles. just cleaned it out when I got home a couple hours later and kept flushing it multiple times a day and putting antibiotic cream on it, for a few weeks until it eventually healed over. took forever because of how deep and large it was, also I guess I’m just older and heal slower now. it definitely was at least a little bit infected for the week or two. it healed itself though
but, like, I’ve done that all my life. how fucked up is my body because of that. good thing was I got my overdue tetnis shot a few months earlier when I did go to emerge for something else that wouldn’t stop bleeding
Best I can do is some mushrooms (possibly magic) and a washing machine on spin.
Eh. You can get a vibrat
oring back massager from the home goods section in Walmart for $6.That said all that serotonin is gonna make it HELLA hard to orgasm.
Over here, they sell all sorts of “standard” sex toys, like vibrators, in drugstores. Out in the open, right next to the condoms and lube. #justeuropethings
And yet there’s often no toys for those with exterior parts
The net disagrees…
Umm, I’ve never jerked off a woman, but okay…
you uh… . .
you looking to change that?
👉👈
Do I get coke too?
What would be the better word?
Manual stimulation was the term I believe.
And one doctor got so tired of it that he invented the vibrator.
thank goodness
Kinda kills the joke.
I think it adds more depth, and warmth
Flicked the bean?
I don’t have one and could still feel that.
Yeah, that sounds seriosly painful.
This treatment definitely only applies to men. I don’t think anyone ever “jerked off” a woman in the 1800s. Before then and afterwards, sure, but not during the Victorian times
Actually, masturbation as treatment for “hysterical paroxyism” had its peak during victorian times.
Women also didn’t have rights and were considered their husband’s “property”. So ummm yea, please no.
we don’t need to bring everything back. only those parts
Don’t forget voting!
Oh and open a bank account!
Ah yes, “hysteria”…
Is this when lobotomies were common or did that come later?
Later. So yeah, just Jack and coke
Cocaine, famously great for your mental health
Freud was a fan, and he basically invented therapy
Freud was wrong about most of his therapy related ideas.
Also, he was wildy depressed, solving none of his issues.
Someone told me it was his mother’s fault
And that he envied his daddies schlong
do women commonly refer to masturbation as “jerking off”?
Also this lady could just buy cocaine.
ALSO extremely weird to put a message from one woman while using the plural “women” in the title.
Yes because when men are involved, people definitely never overgeneralize.
