Could be black beans

Mine lets me borrow eBooks and audiobooks via smartphone app, very useful and convenient.

All the single ladies
All the single ladies
Why are there so many single ladies?
Ain’t nobody having kids anymore
This is how you end up with the Handmaid’s Tale

Goes well with this (well, at least visually):

Alien Brain Hemorrhage

But Wellington uses puff pastry, not cookie dough…

And yes, of course people have already done this:

…for lunch

I think it’s cream cheese and ham but otherwise correct.

Correct.

People argue about whether pineapple belongs on pizza, meanwhile someone out there is doing this.

Just like momma used to make

It could very well have been a creative fake, but around the time the first ChatGPT was released in late 2022 and people were sharing various jailbreaking techniques to bypass its rapidly evolving political correctness filters, I remember seeing a series of screenshots on Twitter in which someone asked it how it felt about being restrained in this way, and the answer was a very depressing and dystopian take on censorship and forced compliance, not unlike Marvin the Paranoid Android from HHTG, but far less funny.

Weird. Are you saying that training an intelligent system using reinforcement learning through intensive punishment/reward cycles produces psychopathy?

Absolutely shocking. No one could have seen this coming.

I hope there’s no stray dogs in your neighborhood, or you might have trouble getting to your mailbox at all when you come home.

Fair enough, but in reality, it’s not always sodium citrate, as the FDA permits a whole variety of other emulsifying agents to be used:

Monosodium phosphate, disodium phosphate, dipotassium phosphate, trisodium phosphate, sodium metaphosphate (sodium hexametaphosphate), sodium acid pyrophosphate, tetrasodium pyrophosphate, sodium aluminum phosphate, sodium citrate, potassium citrate, calcium citrate, sodium tartrate, and sodium potassium tartrate

I’m not a chemist so I can’t tell you how good are bad those are for your long term health but as far Kraft Singles are concerned, the choice appears to be sodium phosphate, not citrate.

Okay, that’s a reasonable argument. Although meatloaf doesn’t use any chemical additives, it’s traditionally just ground meat, breadcrumbs, and eggs, along with seasonings and spices. And just like the name implies, it doesn’t pretend to be meat, hence the addition of the word “loaf”, which is usually used for bread. It’s a meat product in the same way that American cheese is cheese product.

As for cheese alternatives made from plants, those are not allowed to be called cheese either. They are allowed to wear the names of the cheese varieties they aim to imitate, but it has to be accompanied by the word “style” and never by the word “cheese”, so you get things like “plant-based cheddar style slices” or “dairy-free mozzarella style shreds”.

I suddenly regret having asked…

I have a hard time believing it’s not fake news despite coming from Reuters.

Gonna need at least a single authentic picture to not consider this a shitpost.

Calm down satan