The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前Prices are out of controllemmy.worldimagemessage-square151linkfedilinkarrow-up1965arrow-down115
arrow-up1950arrow-down1imagePrices are out of controllemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前message-square151linkfedilink
minus-squarethrowawayacc0430@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·edit-21 年前Step 1: Wear a ski mask Step 2: Shoplift? Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit? (Step 3 is getting caught and becoming a prison slave 🙃; So yes “Profit” just not for you)
minus-squareHowAbt2morrow@futurology.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·1 年前Dress up as ICE and state that this is material needed to trap Irish thugs living illegally in the US.
minus-squareflicker@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 年前You could also demand to see the kerrygold’s papers, and then leave with it.
minus-squareRageAgainstTheRich@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 年前Sooooo a mask, sunglasses, a hoodie and no identification? 🥷
minus-squareHeathcliff@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 年前At least the butter might come in handy (or by other limbs).
Step 1: Wear a ski mask
Step 2: Shoplift?
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit?
(Step 3 is getting caught and becoming a prison slave 🙃; So yes “Profit” just not for you)
Dress up as ICE and state that this is material needed to trap Irish thugs living illegally in the US.
You could also demand to see the kerrygold’s papers, and then leave with it.
Sooooo a mask, sunglasses, a hoodie and no identification? 🥷
At least the butter might come in handy (or by other limbs).