Run for your life before he brings the funkopops
now theres the real red flag
Joker poster beside other comic book posters: Stay, they’re probably cool. Joker poster beside grindset posters: Refer to counselling and taxi home. Joker poster beside Joker 2019 Poster: RUN TO FUCK
This display used to be the first thing you would see when you walked into my home.
The only reason I moved them was because I replaced them to make room for my two massive bearded dragon tanks. 😎
Any future partner better match my energy LOL

I used to worry about what women would think when they saw my home, but it turned out that none of them ever see it at all so I might as well be true to myself and collect all the My Little Ponies.
My (now) wife freaked out coming to my apartment the first time. Turns out, she’s a huge Rush fan:

In my living room at the time:

All I hear is “Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!”
70% sure she just married me for the TV.
Maybe it was her first time seeing moving pictures? 😏
“Honey, will you marry me?”
um, I dunno…
“If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.”
My husband was worried about bringing me to his apartment for the first time when we were dating because it was filled with tarantulas, scorpions, and snakes. Did not bother me in the slightest and I really got into keeping them too. I did put my foot down on centipedes though because fuck that (too fast, too hot).
Too… hot…?
Don’t kink-shame.
They’re like a hundred degrees, centigrade.
Lol that Thanos poster is lit
You ain’t lying, not sure I agree with the sentiment, but fucking great execution.
Found the source: https://comicartprints.square.site/product/king-thanos/357?cp=true&sa=false&sbp=false&q=false&category_id=3
Also here: https://www.instagram.com/joshbrolin/p/BgM6aYCB2Jq/
Not sure why he’s praying, you’d think a titan wouldn’t have time for that sort of thing
Praying? Look at how he is dressed… He is clearly about to go in for a 2 handed karate chop.
I kinda want the Thanos poster but without any of the text on it
Or on a t-shirt. Agreed, no text.









