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- noncredibledefense@lemmy.world
mark my words: it’s just gonna keep getting more and more stupid. you think you know stupid? hold my beer.
Remember when he humble bragged classified intel in the Oval Office to foreign leaders? I remember, but apparently the world has forgotten.
United Stupids of America
i’ve heard it’s got electrolytes.
“We are currently clean on OPSEC” 🤡
More like OPSEGS amirite? Lol jk jk 👊🇱🇷🔥
I will do all we can to enforce 100% OPSEC”—operations security. “I welcome other thoughts.”
Brilliant, leak the plans so the enemy will think it’s a fake, then do it anyways. Like a reverse mincemeat
The last thing the enemy will expect is a 8th suicidal charge into their defensive positions! It is a brilliant plan!
What a wasted opportunity. The angle should have been “Top secret military plans intentionally leaked to the liberal media”. The MAGAs would have sent poor little Pete to prison and the cabinet would be eyeing each other with distrust for the next four years.
the party of “common sense” and “competence” btw
also “party of personal responsibility” when they choose to not investigate any of this
Yeah, but if it’s this difficult for a white cis-het man to not text top secret documents to the wrong person, imagine how many times a DEI hire would have done it by now.
Let’s ask Gen. Brown Jr. how many times he has leaked war plans through messengers. I am sure he could go on for hours.
Pete smegma strikes again
I’m confused, are we mocking him because he’s incompetent or because he was caught driving under the influence? I can’t prepare pithy remarks until I have more data!
This post accurately exemplifies the whole purpose of this channel.
And I’m dying from laughter. Absolutely brilliant - thank you for sharing this!
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