irish keepaway device

I love how the name choice is the part that makes you feel old :P something about that made me smile

sun’s out, guns out.

this is all i can think of whenever i hear the phrase “consider this”:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSbnCJFnVlw

can i ask how old you are?

they’re less thirsty, less heavy, less happy, less attractive, less wealthy, less strong, less resilient, less hopeful, less honest…

it truly IS a miracle losing drug!

yo, the exec has said they’re actively trying to suspend habeas corpus. we’re going back in time now. i thought the tea tariffs on the UK would have been enough symbolism to work with.

i feel like the oncoming American Spring is about to show people like fett what it means to shit the bed in historical times. i still have hope, but this summer is going to be a hot one. hoping for some good music to come of it all.

now it’s reposting it all over the place. honey, i think we should call the vet.

if ye be stool’d he’ll let ye be,

but he’ll find you on a settee,

or on a chaise lounge spread asunder,

he’ll raise your legs and go down under!

(ed-formatting)

i feel so bad for the us travel industry and all of the hospitality and other people who depend upon people coming to the us. it’s genuinely dangerous now to go there. and not just because of all the guns and shit. you might just disappear forever. what the fuck.

he wouldn’t find you through the slit

he’d find you through the hole

you’re the kind of person who’s probably said “this milk is too spicy” hahaha

I got “mixed nuts”

you don’t need to add an /s please. don’t let a single downvote influence what you have to say. wear your sarcasm.

yup. if you’re on my frequency, it’s just in time for summer. and it’s going to be a wild summer.

this is an old play (refined), bud they’d never even attempt this if they didn’t think it could work this time.

hang in there!

‘you know what, i’ll even let you undo a couple. you’re probably going to regret those first few eventually.’

“HOT STUFF COMING THROUGH!”