The Princess Bride!
Any other answer is… inconceivable
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Ni!
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say “Ni” at will to old ladies.
Now, you listen here: 'e’s not the Messiah, 'e’s a very naughty boy! Now go away!
Monty Python Quest for the holy grail.
Every character, every scene
I think this is the correct answer, at least in English language.
From the top of my head in roughly the right order:
Tis but a flesh wound You’re father smells of elderberries We want…a shrubbery Watery tarts throwing swords at people is no basis for a government She turned me into a newt On second thoughts, it’s a silly place Bravely bravely ran away You have to know these things when you’re a king you know
Off, bad editing
We found them
That’s Empire Strikes Back.
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Never seen it
That would be the 1985 master piece Clue
Communism is just a red herring!
I’m going home to sleep with my wife!
Lot of red flags
Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?!
You don’t need any help from me, sir.
That’s right! …
To make a long story short…
Too late
Flames! Flames on the side of my face!
Replying to myself to give The Sopranos an honorable mention!
Spaceballs?!?!
Definitely! “Now Lonestar you see why evil will always triumph…because good is dumb.”
Comb the area!
This is the proper answer.
“Would I lie??”
Oh I’m sorry, did I break your concentration?
Aw man, I shot Marvin in the face.
You know what they call a quarter pounder in Paris?
And you will know that I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
They call it a Royale with cheese.
Say “what” again! I dare you, I DOUBLE DARE YOU.
What ain’t no country I ever heard of, they speak English in what?
Naw man, I’m pretty fucking far from ok
I don’t want to hear about no motherfucking ifs! What I want to hear is: You ain’t got no problem Jules, I’m on the motherfucker. Now go back in there and chill dem niggas out, cause I’m sending the cavalry who should arrive immediately. (… The Wolf) You sending in the Wolf? Hell yeah nigga that’s all you hadda say!
(My favourite dialogue in all movies… Second is Agent Smith’s monologue to Morpheus)
Also, dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
I’m not talking about the guys who built the fucking railroad here.
That rug really brought the room together.
I see you’re not a golfer.
Mind if a do a J?
You can guess what happens next?
He fixed the cable?
Is there really a line which isn’t quotable in this movie?
Kung Pow Enter the fist.
My nipples look like milk duds
That’s a lot of nuts!
That’ll be four bucks baby! You want fries with that!?
God I love this movie.
Wii U! Wii U! Wii U! Wii!
Taco Bell, taco Bell, product placement, for taco Bell
Ahhh! My wound!
It’s for the both of us.
Airplane.
“Surely you can’t be serious.”
What is it?
It’s a vehicle with wings large enough that it can fly, but that’s not important right now.
The Princess bride, no question!
Hot Fuzz. Hands down.
Everyone’s got guns round here. Like who? Farmers, Farmers mums.
You’ve got a mustache
The Big Lewosky
Well that’s just like, your opinion, man.
Far out.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus
Where’s the money, lebowski?
It’s down there somewhere. Let me take another look.
Anchorman
I quoted this a lot as a teen!
Ghostbusters:
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Back off man - I’m a scientist
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Listen! You smell something?
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What about the Twinkie?
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Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!
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Yes it’s true, this man has no dick
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Ok, so… she’s a dog
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When someone asks you if you’re a god, you say yes!
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Aim for the flat top!
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Cross the streams
…and much much more
‘Get her!’–that was your whole plan?
Janine, someone with your qualifications would have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries.
I collect spores, mold, and fungus.
We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!
Yeah I’ll go along with that.
If there’s a steady paycheck in it, I’ll believe anything you say
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Old School and Office Space
No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.
Sounds like someone has the case of the mondays.
