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13 days agoHe’ll have to show us his Earth certificate, though.
Melllvar
Seer of the tapes! Knower of the episodes!
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Some species of ants invade neighboring colonies and carry away larva to work as slaves.
Generally it will work on any mortal except dwarves.
You could write to Microsoft and they would mail you a CD with SP2 on it for free.
29·1 month agoA flea and a fly in a flue
Were trapped, so what could they do?
Said the fly, “let us flee!”
“Let us fly!” said the flea
So they fled through a flaw in the flue.
8·1 month agoThat’s not how you petition the Supreme Court.
Yet another Republican “patriot” who flunked civics 101.
102·1 month agoThe trial was already over. This was for the sentencing.
6·1 month agoUnrelated anecdote:
Years ago I had a cheap Blackberry lookalike phone. It had a button lock feature to prevent butt dialing, but some bright spark decided that the lock wouldn’t apply to the ‘9’ and ‘1’ keys, presumably so that a user could dial 9-1-1 even if too panicked to unlock the keypad. Which just meant that it was really easy to butt dial 9-1-1…
The hands are too big.
If a motorcycle has to be ear-splittingly loud for “safety”, then it’s too dangerous to be road legal.
3·2 months agoAmazon .com denied a report on Tuesday that it planned to disclose the cost that U.S. tariffs imposed by President Donald Trump were adding to its products, after the White House blasted the initial story.
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say “Ni” at will to old ladies.
Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?!
You don’t need any help from me, sir.
That’s right! …
191·3 months agoA standard reference model in 3d modeling.
At least “crushed by asteroid” is not contagious.
TestDisk and PhotoRec. TestDisk can recover broken drive partitions, PhotoRec can recover deleted files even if the partition table is borked.
UI elements that expand and cover up other UI elements when you mouse over them.
“Flat” color schemes where you can’t even tell where one UI element ends and the other begins.
Infinite scroll instead of pagination.