Seer of the tapes! Knower of the episodes!
“I have too much self respect and dignity, love my family way too much, and do not want my sweet district to have to endure a hurtful and hateful primary against me by the President we all fought for, only to fight and win my election while Republicans will likely lose the midterms,” she wrote in a statement.
She could just not run for re-election if that’s what she’s actually worried about. Resigning early doesn’t make sense.
So… it’s an order, then?
You have died from dysentery.
But not small ones.
Only people who live in the country.
Also, the census doesn’t only count citizens.
Left-to-right, top-to-bottom:
“Here come the test results: ‘You are a horrible person’. That’s what it says, ‘a horrible person’. We weren’t even testing for that!”
Jobs being made obsolete by new technology is one thing.
Artists having their works taken and profited off of without consent, attribution, or compensation is another.
UI elements that expand and cover up other UI elements when you mouse over them.
“Flat” color schemes where you can’t even tell where one UI element ends and the other begins.
Infinite scroll instead of pagination.
He’ll have to show us his Earth certificate, though.
Some species of ants invade neighboring colonies and carry away larva to work as slaves.
He was already famous for inventing duotronics, and the M-5 debacle was probably classified or otherwise not common knowledge.
Generally it will work on any mortal except dwarves.
You could write to Microsoft and they would mail you a CD with SP2 on it for free.
A flea and a fly in a flue
Were trapped, so what could they do?
Said the fly, “let us flee!”
“Let us fly!” said the flea
So they fled through a flaw in the flue.
That’s not how you petition the Supreme Court.
Yet another Republican “patriot” who flunked civics 101.
The trial was already over. This was for the sentencing.
Unrelated anecdote:
Years ago I had a cheap Blackberry lookalike phone. It had a button lock feature to prevent butt dialing, but some bright spark decided that the lock wouldn’t apply to the ‘9’ and ‘1’ keys, presumably so that a user could dial 9-1-1 even if too panicked to unlock the keypad. Which just meant that it was really easy to butt dial 9-1-1…
Fun fact: Danish fishermen who smuggled Jewish people from Nazi controlled Denmark would sprinkle a mixture of dried rabbit blood and cocaine in their boats. When Nazis searched the boats with dogs the blood attracted the dogs and the cocaine numbed their sense of smell.