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Jonathan Snyder@discuss.online to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

Children Missing the Que

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Children Missing the Que

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Jonathan Snyder@discuss.online to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago
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  • weariedfae@sh.itjust.works
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    Sorry to bother you but it is “missing the cue” not que or queue. Just fyi for the future.

    • fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      7 months ago

      ¿que?

      • ORbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        S. O. C. K. S. (Eso si que es.)

    • Frozengyro@lemmy.world
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      But what if I cut in front of the line because I missed the queue?

    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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      Exactly! Cue starts with c like call or clue, which are sort of what it means.

      Queue is a bunch of letters standing in line for no reason (since Q alone would sound the same)

      Que is pronounced like the beginning of queso

    • CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world
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      I think you missed the Q.

    • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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      7 months ago

      Thank you for helping. I hope it works.

    • Refurbished Refurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Missing the what?

    • Serinus@lemmy.world
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      What if you didn’t realize there was a line and just went to the front?

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        Then the person at the front of the queue must clear their throat until you realise your mistake and return to the back of the queue.

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    Me when I have to disown my 6-year old 😔

    • W.itjust.works@sh.itjust.works
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      Cuz, f tha police?

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        Cuz all cops are bastards

        • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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          I drink my horchata warm because, Fuck I.C.E.!

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      Me when I have to throw ‘Botttles of incendiary water; dig up cobblestones and throw it at those shit bastards’ (sounds a lot smoother and better in german but whatever)

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    Am I the only person who doesn’t encourage my 6 year old to lie?

    • musubibreakfast@lemm.ee
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      And that’s exactly why your kid will never make lieutenant.

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      Thank you. I was so uncomfortable with this as a kid

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    ACAB

    • Lad@reddthat.com
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      All children are bullshitters

      • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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        7 months ago

        Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

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    • Evrala@lemmy.world
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      Assigned Cop At Birth.

      “I’m sorry ma’am… it’s a cop”

    • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      All Cats Are Beautiful

  • stebo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    why would cops get food for free?

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      Businesses that give away free drinks and whatnot to cops tend to have more cops around, and if a place is known to have more cops around they tend to get stolen from less.

      Legal small bribes. It is why places like Speedway have a button for free police beverage. They want cops to stop by on their breaks so people regularly see cop cars in the parking lot.

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      Protection racket, I presume

    • pogmommy@lemmy.ml
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      Because business owners are bootlickers

    • yunxiaoli@sh.itjust.works
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      Cops exist exclusively and solely to protect capital; and many businesses owners have deluded themselves into believing they’re capitalists. However as they are not and have no real understanding of how that relationship works they try to appease cops instead of demanding them.

      In this the Petit Bourgeoisie harms itself and shows it’s whole ass; forever setting itself as subservient to police, who are subservient exclusively to the real Bourgeoisie.

  • kibiz0r@midwest.social
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    ¿Que?

  • ThotDragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    That child is illegitimate.

  • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world
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    ¿Missing the what?

  • Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org
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    sounds like a totally not made-up situation

    • CronyAkatsuki@lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyz
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      Come to balkan ma frend, where people will force their 12 y/o to say they are 6 for free bus ticket 🙂

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        Family legend says that my mother paid child fare until she was 25

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    All cops are… babies??

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    Missing the what?

    • stebo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Quebec

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