If he killed her he’s not a suspect.

There are 10 types of people: Those who understand binary and those who don’t.

What can I do you make you happy?

Surely that should be potential parents

I wouldn’t mind quite so much if it was because the people filming that way believed it looked better. But the real reason is usually because they are too dumb to think of turning their phone on its side.

Looks like Bazooka Joe with the wrong colour hat.

*in The Hague

That’ll show them!

Lack of notch

‘My husbands and I’

Do clown cars drive on rails?

Thanks. I don’t know how I missed that.

Do you know where we can get the apk?

That’s a little harsh but it does seem strange that when someone is a fan of a product they will refuse to acknowledge its flaws and will see every change, good or bad, as an improvement. Maybe I’m guilty of the same with the products that I like but Apple provides a lot of examples of this behaviour.

And all the people who defended the lack of sideloading as a security feature will suddenly think it’s a great idea.

He did one or two other things!

*claims to think

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it’s all over much too soon.

Woody Allen

I first heard this joke at school. I’m 55.

The absence of notches