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ooli2@lemm.ee to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago

white house: it's over 9000

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white house: it's over 9000

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ooli2@lemm.ee to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • Mothra@mander.xyzBanned from community
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    So… how do you reduce something like people crossing a border beyond one hundred percent ?

    • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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      People trying to get out of the country, I guess

    • Goun@lemmy.ml
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      They’re crossing on the opposite direction now

      • Mothra@mander.xyzBanned from community
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        I also considered this one, illegally crossing in the opposite direction is still illegally crossing, so, it doesn’t explain the math

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      For some reason, people will sometimes flip the fraction when calculating decreasing percentages, so this roughly means that the old number of crossings is beyond one hundred percent greater than the current number of border crossings. It’s really dumb

      • Mothra@mander.xyzBanned from community
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        Ohhhhhh omg now this makes sense. Thank you!

  • Pennomi@lemmy.world
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    numbers that nobody has ever seen before

    Like eleventeen, thirty-twelve, and all those.

    • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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      We could use some of these new numbers

  • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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    American refugees trying to enter Mexico and Canada.

  • saltynachos@lemm.ee
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    This can’t be real, right

    • catchy_name@feddit.it
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      Looks like it isn’t real.

      https://www.whitehouse.gov/articles/2025/02/illegal-border-crossings-plummeted-in-january/

      • emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de
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        The quote in the picture is definitely from the whitehouse website, its linked below in the comments. Its just not from that article that no one referenced.

      • gon [he]@lemm.ee
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        Thanks!

    • heavydust@sh.itjust.works
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      Look at the front page, and also great articles such as “Biden Spent Millions on Transgender Animal Experiments” and “President Trump is Leading with Peace Through Strength.”

  • Jeena@piefed.jeena.net
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    Nobody wants to move to a shithole country I guess.

  • Greg Clarke@lemmy.ca
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    Source: https://www.whitehouse.gov/remarks/2025/02/remarks-by-president-trump-before-cabinet-meeting/

    It’s from one of Donald’s word vomit speeches

    • notabot@lemm.ee
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      Good grief, I thought this post was just a joke, but he actually said it. It’s ok though, his term’s nearly over, right? Right??

      • SGforce@lemmy.ca
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        Only because the meaning of “term” may change.

  • ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org
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    Hmmm, I bet it’s 146%

  • gon [he]@lemm.ee
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    What’s the link? I’d like to check this page.

    Fake…

  • Raiderkev@lemmy.world
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    https://youtu.be/dUG8O72P0FI

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    Numbers nobody has seen before. Lol.

    Every Trump action is appearently the best ones ever made in the history of civilization.

    If Jesus would come back, he would be second to Trump in how amazing he is.

    • Valmond@lemmy.world
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      Second place? Believe it or not, it’s also Trump.

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