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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

Anon is in trouble

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Anon is in trouble

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago
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  • FiskFisk33@startrek.website
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    wtf is that product, op can’t be the only one misunderstanding it

    • Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works
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      It’s a water flavoring. Most are just that, water flavoring. Few squirts into a water bottle make water more “palatable” for some. There are different types of this water “enhancer” that contain caffeine. This is one of those kinds.

      • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        They make THC ones too… I tried them the one time my local dispensary had a flash sale and marked them down from like $30 to $6 (probably about to expire).

        Can’t say they’re worth full price, but was great for $6. Drinking THC, interestingly, has a different high than eating it. It’s kind of in between smoking and eating. Takes like 20-30min to hit (instead of 90min+), but doesn’t last as long as an edible (which some might see as a plus, though I don’t mind waking up high the next morning lol).

        After a while, the taste/smell did start to bother me. Whatever the shit is suspended in (PEG? I don’t know) has a distinct smell and aftertaste. I wonder if this stuff is similar.

        • Pieisawesome@lemmy.world
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          There are better THC drinks than these additives.

          In you are in California, PBR makes a delicious non-alcoholic thc drink.

      • wia@lemmy.ca
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        Either your a spider or you meant palatable.

        I’ve got a torch buddy, I’m onto you!

        • Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works
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          You know what, you’re probably right.

          • jballs@sh.itjust.works
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            About the spider thing?!?

            • Comment105@lemm.ee
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              No, the buddy thing.

              I now pronounce you bro and pal. You may high five the bride.

    • candyman337@sh.itjust.works
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      It has “energy” and “caffeine” on the front, OP didn’t read

  • Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Anon fellates a potion of heart failure

  • America@sh.itjust.works
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    ld50 150 mg/kg

    Anon almost definitively survived, but they got on a fucked up ride

    • schmerm@sh.itjust.works
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      LD50 just means half of a test population dies at that dosage. Anon took just over 1/10th of LD50 so there’s a nonzero chance things did not go well

      • America@sh.itjust.works
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        Study I read stated that 57mg/kg was the lowest recorded ingestion leading to mortality. Anon’s organs lost a few steps but they’re likely fine enough

        • Shortstack@reddthat.com
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          So more like ~1/4 towards potential death level amount. Bro is never gonna touch caffeine again after riding this out

          • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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            Nah, they’ll be back on the horse soon enough like a good anon…

    • SeekPie@lemm.ee
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      So ~10 200 mg for anon would be lethal?

      • America@sh.itjust.works
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        50% of the time

  • BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world
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    As somebody who has made a 6 cup Moka pot of Death Wish before, I totally empathize with OP. That must have been one hell of a stressful day. I felt like my heart was going to hop out of my throat, and was pretty much stuck in an hours long panic attack. And the only way I didn’t feel like I was going to die was standing.

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    That’s about 11 cups of coffee. Should be okay.

    I calculated the LD50 times average adult weight divided by 100mg per cup before, and I think the result was over 100 cups.

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      As a bored, teenage barista, my coworkers and I would sometimes kill time by doing espresso shot competitions.

      I did 10 once. Never again. I feel like something permanently changed in my brain chemistry that day (not to mention my gut was fucked).

    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
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      Thats less than 3 large starbucks coffees. I guarantee you some people are hitting that on the reg.

    • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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      I start feeling it after like 5 or so. 11 would give me a panic attack.

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    https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6247400/

    Some have indicated that after a dose of around 1 g, toxic symptoms begin to manifest, a dose of 2 g requires hospitalization, while higher doses (e.g., typically 5 g or more) could be lethal

    So he’ll probably live, but his heart will be going like the fucking clappers.

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    “doing the math”=60x18 lmao

  • _cryptagion [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    As long as they’re healthy, yes. That’s roughly the same amount as drinking a few espressos. But they won’t have a good time.

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    Sounds like a lightweight.

  • edinbruh@feddit.it
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    Speedrunning caffeine addiction

  • HeckGazer@programming.dev
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    Assuming all that caffeine went into their blood and nowhere else they’re only about 2x above where it starts being lethal. Should be fine, maybe

  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    Where’s the greentext?

    • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksOPM
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      We have to pretend for this one.

      • Rivalarrival@lemmy.today
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        I got you, fam:

        • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksOPM
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          Absolute hero

        • 🇦🇺𝕄𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕕𝕚𝕝𝕖@lemm.ee
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          Did u do that in paint. Didn’t even use the text as a mask just strait up replaced the black with green. And its the wrong green.

          Absolute hero

          • ...m...@ttrpg.network
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            …so, like, the way that text renders is kind of how i perceive everything after i’ve gone a bit too hard on the yerba maté, starting around 500 mg caffeine…

        • barkingspiders@infosec.pub
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          Legendary

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