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…it’s clearly a recently-filmed parody…

…i’ll do it for an auto-renewing subscription of only $999 per month…

…or shadow of the demon lord…

…i ate a fifteen-year-old bag of craisins sunday night; they were good!..

(my bowels disagreed monday morning, though)

…wendy’s has frosties; whataburger has dr. pepper shakes…

…excuse me sir, do you know where they store the ragu?..

…down to 49% now as the votes keep coming in; the russian propaganda apparatus reaches deep but not yet that deep…

…don’t look at me; my bard’s half-monk…

…by ‘attack’ are we talking signal-jamming, hacking, or physical disruption?..

…ye gads, i adore aerial but most of her ouvre pre-ninth wave does nothing for me…

…y’all roughly correlates with coke, although there are some deep pockets of soda-water in the back country…

HOLY HELL.

…not super-obscure in its day but very much a product of the mid-eighties, i doubt many folks are familiar with it fourty years later: michael crichton, tom selleck, gene simmons, peak kirstie alley…

(set in the near future-shock of 1991!)

…“baby steps” they called that corporate handout, fomented by a groundswell of apologists that patience would be rewarded in due course…

sixteen.
f*cking.
years.

…when was the last time the democratic party ran a legitimately progressive platform?..i’m not talking about vacuous platitudes, i’m talking about articulated commitment backed up by tangible, substantive, follow-through changing the nature of established paradigm?..

…the electorate can vote or not vote for whomever the f*ck they see fit: that’s the fundamental point of democracy…

…the most-effective way to win those votes is to earn them, not to berate the electorate with a presumption of entitlement…

…the funny counterpart is that when liberals run a full-throated embrace of populism, their greatest threat isn’t the surge of new progressive supporters, but establishment democrats desperately afraid of losing conservatives who’d never support them anyway…

…was there one before?..