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…he’s been a known russian asset for decades, openly broadcasting it to the world for at least nine years, and a plurality of the electorate are totally fine with that…

…so, like, the way that text renders is kind of how i perceive everything after i’ve gone a bit too hard on the yerba maté, starting around 500 mg caffeine…

…isn’t that essentially critical role?..

…there’s a comic i read somewhere illustrating how sombre, dramatic campaign settings ultimately devolve into slapstick hijinks and silly, slapstick campaign settings ultimately evolve into dramatic epics…

…yeah, my inner twelve-year-old would rock this house so hard: blockbuster party friday night, cartoons saturday morning, bike ride to the candy store then GI joes in the backyard saturday afternoon, SNICK followed by staying up way too late playing D+D saturday night, more D+D sunday morning, then jetski rides and a hot dog cookout before wrapping up the weekend with amazing stories, the young indiana jones chronicles, star trek, and finally falling asleep in my bunk bed…

…i tried cooking fava beans with uigeadail once: it turned out f*cking disgusting…

…fool me, you can’t get fooled again!..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1oWf07FRCw

…the village building inspector is a recurring NPC in our ongoing campaign of the last four years…

“It makes me feel GREAT! Smarter. More aggressive.”

https://koboldpress.com/kpstore/product/rise-of-the-mimic-moon-for-5th-editionpdf/

hormones

…so, like, wearing a brimmed cap totally undermines one’s effort to get outside and catch diminishing sunlight…

…it’s clearly a recently-filmed parody…

…i’ll do it for an auto-renewing subscription of only $999 per month…

…or shadow of the demon lord…

…i ate a fifteen-year-old bag of craisins sunday night; they were good!..

(my bowels disagreed monday morning, though)

…wendy’s has frosties; whataburger has dr. pepper shakes…

…excuse me sir, do you know where they store the ragu?..