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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 10 months ago

Would you take the discount?

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Would you take the discount?

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 10 months ago
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  • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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    My great-grandmother just died this year at 100 years old. She was still driving after 90, and she was perfectly competent at it in the farm town where I grew up. Her daughter, on the other hand, is a horrible driver. I mean, shaky on the wheel, stabby on the pedals, and just looking everywhere but forward. I’d be amazed she hasn’t been involved in some horrible wreck except for the fact that she rarely leaves the house. Being 80 will do that to you, I suppose.

    • ValenThyme@reddthat.com
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      🤣

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    I was scared this was real.

    My grandfather had a near miss in his 70s, and gave up his license. He thought it was no longer worth the risk.

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    Only if they sit in the back and I drive.

    • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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      And say, “What a nice, young person you are.” the whole way.

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    Yes, but look at it this way: you’re safer in the car with them then outside the car while they drive.

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    Of course! What could be more dystopian than letting an old fart work for me for an absolute shitty salary? Awesome.

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    My grandma drove through a grocery store (back when she was alive and in her early 80s). Nope

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    This is more c/aboringdystopia

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    Wtf!?

    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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      It’s not real

      • Fuck spez@sh.itjust.works
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        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0LTbwR--9c

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    Ahh, I thought it was saying you’d share the ride with a 95+, I’d really enjoy that XD

    Driver, not so much

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    #poe

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    Good that they have Uber Black though.

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      Imma all about the green tho 👽

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        … That’s a grey.

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