I want to know more.

How long has it been since your coma?

When you say you were lucid, do you mean you were always aware you were dreaming?

You say there was no escape, but you must have become fully unconscious at times?

Did you ever have pleasant dreams?

How much of your life experience do you think shaped your nightmares?

Did you have any epiphanies due to the clashing ideas?

The fact that he thought he won this “debate” and uploaded it is so embarrassing…

Not as fast as an ape turning into a human being.

Yeah, but, did you ever see an ape turn into a human being?

Prepare to lose some brain cells

This is just another variant of “after we turn the lights off, where does the light go?”

This obviously r/thathappened bait.

What was that subreddit for parents who made up shit about what their kids obviously didn’t say?

This goes there.

Alright, I just dipped my balls in a bowl of cordial, so you don’t have to.

My sack didn’t detect any sweetness, but I’m sure if someone sucked on them, then they would.

You can’t trick me, I know a bullet hell when I see one.

(Not my art)

Changing your studios name doesn’t change the fact that 343i is structurally bankrupt

But what about muh prophecy?

Because.

Dude stop embarrassing me in front of the Wizards.

Gimme one of those double pronger alien mits

Just thinking about how kinky it is that they’re subservient to us. We tell them “no, you slutty little time zone, it’s cold now, so we’re gonna move the small hand back, and if you’re good, we’ll let you come an hour earlier in six months”

That’s what OP is saying. The wording could be clearer.

Essentially, if you can relate to what the comment says, then downvote.

Never have I ever heard “I’m proud of you” from my Dad :'(

real people

Ew

I only consciously fantasise about people who don’t exist.

Sometimes they aren’t even people, they could be abstract concepts, like a time format, or a plan.

Sometimes I even fantasise about concepts of a plan.