I can’t be the only one who saw that coming the moment they read the line “found a sugar daddy,” right?
I can’t be the only one who saw that coming
I’m surprised you can visualize it so well. I didn’t see them coming, though the title did give insight into the plot twist.
🇮 🇸🇪🇪N 🇾🇴🇺 🇨🇴🇲🇮🇳🇬 🇫🇷🇴🇲 🇦 🇲🇮🇱🇪 🇦🇼🇦🇾, 🇸🇹🇪🇻🇪🇳
Anon doesn’t realise that towns can have more than one divorced deadbeat gay dad in them.
In this case maybe there was only one
I doubt it.
I’m at a fucking
:.|:;for wordsWords like last names?
Holy shit how
Like this
:.|:;Edit to be more informative
It’s :.|:; with a ‘strikethrough’ through the whole thing.
So — Colon, Period, Vertical Bar, Colon, Semi-Colon and then a ‘strikethrough’ (idk if it depends on your lemmy app, but mine uses 2 tildes (~) on each side of whatever you’re striking through
like so)~~:.|:;~~
not sure if fake, but definetly gay
On the plus side, there’s very little chance of birth defects!
but a little chance of butt defects
What do you think OP is?
mom kicks me out for being gay
find a sugar daddy
My reading tells me OP is a dude.
Ah but that’s where all this gender fluidity/ambiguity gets interesting. OP might be a trans-dude, so “she” (apologies for the hypothetical deadgendering but it’s illustrative) would technically then be straight with no risk of butt defects (unless they did that of course) but with some risk of birth defects as he could then have been impregnated by his dad.
Do we have a c/brandnewsentence 😂
Who posts greentexts on 4chan.
Yup, here’s my flowchart:
posts on 4chan => dude
That’s it.
I think OP is implying that since this person is posting on 4 chan, this person likely already has a birth defect causing some sort of mental deficiency.
with the exception of /tttt/, but we don’t talk about that place
Gotta include a line about changing your name to reflect your new gay identity or else the Dad would have known it was him
what if the dad knew?
Son, I didn’t get a chance to play ball with you when you were growing up. Let’s make up for lost time.
Making up for lost time by pitching and catching, or by playing with 4 balls at once?
Roll Pride
probably: fake
definitely: gayVery: kinky
Hotel: Trivago
Coincidence: I think not!
Darude: Sandstorm
