Tintin the bird

So judgy! Maybe the bro can’t pronounce saponification because he’s only seen it written down!

/s

Imma be real: I only wear trousers. No shorts. And long sleeves when tolerable.

Neat, how about your moral?

Waaow, don’t even need the stuffed crust! Someone’s desperate.

(And a good girl)

Better person than I am. Opening the jar by shattering it in the sink would be my course.

Seems to work fine on Voyager…

Isn’t the wicking property supposed to come into why the rag’s stuffed in there? To help light and keep the rag from going out?

<|:]

Closer to Earth than Mercury.

The argument being: if it wasn’t a slotted screw before, it is now?

I think a Desert Eagle might be a bit much for one Santa. Not that I’m complaining (that’d be unwise)

Oooh, you done fucked up now!

Every bunnygirl in the tri-county area after your ass.

The paradox of ska.

I’m only familiar with ‘doll’ in the crime noir sense. While it has very misogynist connotations, I don’t see it as being among the worst.

Point being, I know I’m missing something, but don’t know what.

Maybe my eyes are fucked, but it just looks like a purple hyperlink to me…

Not Quechua? Having worked in Peru and all

“There’s an old saying in Tennessee—I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, ‘Fool me once, shame on…shame on you.’ Fool me—you can’t get fooled again.”

It’s the jeans that kill it for me. Those are work pants and sitting still and cramped in stiff denims would make me unhappy. Especially on long flights.

The policy on preservation of natural areas was not terrible. It was probably executed poorly and wasn’t intended to be anything but a bludgeon of the state to displace people, but nature preservation as a concept is a necessity.