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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 10 months ago

What a stupid guy

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What a stupid guy

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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 10 months ago
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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    I called the SWAT on them.😈

    Update: The SWAT came to my home!😅

    • Rookeh@startrek.website
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      10 months ago

      Nah, the SWAT would have to arrest themselves.

  • teft@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Hey! I once hacked that guy. Dude had left every port open.

    • Ketram@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      10 months ago

      Hah! What an idiot.

    • abbadon420@lemm.ee
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      10 months ago

      Your comment has 127 points. Would be funny if mine has 0, the comment below mine too, but than someone has 1 point.

      Anyways. How are you doing today?

      • setVeryLoud(true);@lemmy.ca
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        I don’t think 201.-9 is a valid IP path 🤔

        • abbadon420@lemm.ee
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          I live it when a plan… falls apart

          • KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            210.-5.3.3

            Time to get a’hackin bois.

  • mvirts@lemmy.world
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    Uh oh I have that same IP address

    • RagingRobot@lemmy.world
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      Oh crap he leaked your IP address then!!

      • mvirts@lemmy.world
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        Better call my ISP and ask for a reassignment

  • faultypidgeon@programming.dev
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    This dude probably just made a joke. No need to call him stupid smh.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    I find it pretty funny these days how often I see people getting paranoid about their IP address when back in the 90’s/early 2000’s it was common to show other people their own IP in chat rooms or on forums to scare them and it didn’t work because most people understood it didn’t matter.

  • curiousaur@reddthat.com
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    He’s inside my house!

  • Psaldorn@lemmy.world
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    I look forward to them trying to DDOS that address

    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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      Oh shit, he’s good. He DDOS’d me right back.

      • krashmo@lemmy.world
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        What kind of resources does this guy have? I don’t think governments can even do proportional and instantaneous DDOS responses. I messed with the wrong dude.

        • Decker108@lemmy.ml
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          Did you try to hack a Gibson from your home?

      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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        Quick! Get two people to type on the same keyboard!

    • Pennomi@lemmy.world
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      Okay back in the days of IRC, I met this script kiddie who said he’d hack me, just give him my IP address. So I sent him his IP address and he disappeared suddenly.

      • Githyanki@lemmings.world
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        What good is a script kiddie if they cannot find an IP?

        • gentooer@programming.dev
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          Especially on IRC

  • BarqsHasBite@lemmy.world
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    No place like 127.0.0.1

    • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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      But there is more space in ::1

    • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      No place like ~

      • Decker108@lemmy.ml
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        10 months ago

        I lost my home to an accident. An rm -rf accident… :(

        • s12@sopuli.xyz
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          Condolences…

          I hope you were able to recover.

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