- Sen. JD Vance recounted being asked if he had a “secret family” during the vice presidential vetting process, which he found intrusive and bizarre, especially since his wife was present.
- Vance described the vetting process as detailed and intrusive, including questions about potential family criticisms and criminal history.
- Politicians undergoing vice presidential vetting often face extensive scrutiny to prepare for media examination, highlighting past examples like Herschel Walker and John Edwards who had hidden children.
The ottoman looked studiously away.
Footstool: “Daddy!!!”
JD:
“You’re not my real stool! You’re just a stepstool!”
A loveseat with a baby-chair on the way.
Excuse me, but his book VERY CLEARLY said he used a rubber glove.
Or was he raw dogging another couch while he was cheating on his wife with the couch he definitely wrote about in his book? (Chapter 11, page 180.)
Sofa, I haven’t read any clarifications on the matter. It seems like a story someone should chaise down
Wait . . . Is JD Vance . . . a Sub-Genius??
Here, take my up
holsteryvote.
No accidental pregnancies if you only fuck La-Z-Boys.
Y’all opened the floodgates for weird, absurd conversations. Blame yourselves, again .
Oh no! It seems like he couldn’t answer this question truthfully with his wife present. Now, a secret family isn’t so secret anymore if you tell your wife about it, is it?!
Sounds like somebody’s got a secret family
Yeah, that’s a weird thing to make a press release about. Who tells the press that they were asked if they have a secret family? And why is the weird part, according to him, of this that he was asked with his wife present? I think the weirdest part of all this is that they thought that was weird. But actually, this whole thing is weird. Something about this is off. Weird af 😬
JD Vance, most likely: “So Usha’s not white, but she probably still wouldn’t like that.”
His secret Canadian family…
…his even more secret attic family.
Unexpected 30 Rock. Lemmy is really becoming home!
Would he have answered differently if his wife wasn’t present?
I said above that would I hope for their sake that it was both and here is why… if you ask him in private, he might say yes or no whether or not that’s true. If you ask him in front of his wife, you can gauge her reaction to his answer. If he says no and they notice she reacts to that in even a way that shows she is doubting his answer, they should notice. Whether there was something to notice and they noticed it, I don’t know.
That’s what vetting is all about, you moron.
That said, I hope they also asked him when he wasn’t around his wife.
I hope they didn’t, and that surprise is still yet to come