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I held off playing the first one until I had a 7.1 surround system set up. Now that I’ve got Atmos, I can’t wait to shit my pants when the alien crawls overhead.

The NASA ScRoTE. Self-contained Repository of Testicular Ejaculate.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 141 kilometers per hour, you’re gonna see some serious shit.

If that 1000 liters of water doesn’t stay in the desert, will that make the desert even more arid?

The “I’d like to speak to the manager.” of birds.

Whoa! The ending of that is AWESOME!!

How have I never seen this before? It’s stunning and on the verge of iconic. It’s surprising it hasn’t entered pop culture as a vampire standard image. Thanks for sharing!!

Epileptics are not going to be thrilled, neither are the blind. Buy stock in aspirin because migraines and headaches are going to increase. Driving at night will become a silent affair. No more covert night ops.

No! They’ll hate the sticks, man! Like, it’s the anti-fetch.

….does, what? Kung fu fight? Are those kicks fast as lightning?

Top notch. Well done. I appreciate the reflection and attention to public restroom details.

I don’t think that reads the way you think that reads…

If they just made these ships bigger so you could spot them more easily on a plane void of other vertical structures, then they couldn’t just sneak up on you out of nowhere.

Did you ever see the ultrasound of Darth Foetus The Small?

There has always been witch police. They ride pulpits instead of brooms.

Mama always said life is like propane and propane accessories.

Ekksplösif

There’s a very thin line between the longing look of admiration and the cold gaze of a serial killer.

What is the destructive force of 40 kg in this format?

Disguised as more weed.