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21 days ago“You’ve been stabbed by the Morgul Blade of the Nazghul, a wound that never truly heals.” “I’ve had worse.”
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Cake day: September 16th, 2023
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43·24 days agoFarva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into microphone] Double baca cheeseburger. It’s for a cop.
Farva: What the hell’s that all about? You gonna spit in it now?
Dimpus Burger Guy: No, I just told him that so he makes it good. [into microphone] Don’t spit in that cop’s burger.
Farva: ’ Yeah, thanks.
Second Dimpus Guy: Roger, holding the spit.
You give full-size Snickers once…
sigh …and my tiny upvote
Well done. I’ve not seen this one before and it’s well done.
After the clearance, Clarence.
Squid gun! Oh, yeah!
21·1 month ago“ “ - Gordon Freeman (New dialogue found on beta disc)
I mean, I guess it makes sense, but this is the fist time I’ve seen a tricerabottom.
Or at least USB C.
Robot wives are pretty much exactly what the whole torso dildo is. Only, someone who has the whole torso dildo isn’t taking it out to dinner and dancing and showing it off like it’s trophy.
292·2 months agoHunh! I really thought the bus would be a lot shorter.
Make Abortion Generally Accessible From now on, start thanking anyone proudly portraying MAGA “Yes! Thank you for supporting Make Abortion Generally Accessible! God bless you!” Make them believe that’s what they’ve been promoting all along.
10·2 months agoMargherita al foetus
3·3 months ago“You’re not my real stool! You’re just a stepstool!”
Do it up with some BBQ sauce instead of marinara and add smoked pulled pork or beef? Hells to the yeah!!
19·5 months agoDibs on the bike!
Yet, still passable with drawn butter and lemon wedges.
Effective has two effs. I appreciate that defective only has one eff. Like, if you give an eff about something, you can make what doesn’t work, work.
The all important exchange with Daffy is missing however… “You jump into the lava with one ring!”
“No, you jump into the lava with the one ring!”
“No, you jump into the lava with the one ring!”
“No, you jump into the lava with the one ring!”
“NO! I’ll jump into the lava with the one ring!”
“NO! I’ll jump into the lava with the one ring!”
“NO! I’ll jump into the lava with the one ring!”
“NO! I’ll jump into the lava with the one ring! AND THAT’S FINAL!”