The 3yo has a strong Originalist’s argument, as originally the parents only had 1 child before they made a second. Just gotta file in the Southern District of Florida, and hope to get a Trump judge.

I hope they didn’t, and that surprise is still yet to come

“In the week since we got started, @KamalaHarris has raised $200 million dollars. 66% of that is from new donors. We’ve signed up 170,000 new volunteers,” Harris’ deputy campaign manager, Rob Flaherty, posted on X.

That is a crazy amount of grassroots energy. While the money will be depleted, those 100k volunteers should help to keep the momentum going for the next 99 days. This is really inspiring how quickly and how passionately her supporters have flocked to her.

It’s all pro-business, he’s doing this so some companies can make a quick buck while poisoning us all down the line.

This is the party of “government so small you could drown it in a bathtub”, it’s just a bit more openly two-faced now. If it’s not useful in directly wielding power, or if it’s costing rich people money, it’s gotta go. If it can be used to benefit those in power, it’s getting hardened.

How satisfying is it that the race is no longer the media constantly haranguing that “old man too old”, and now Kamala can just stand back and point and say “that’s odd”?

I’m so relieved that this election is finally able to pivot and be about how uniquely unqualified Trump is, and how very fucking weird he and Vance are. If you’re looking for the side that’s not aligned with American values, it’s the felon and his eyeliner-clad sidekick.

We need some British attendees to bring milkshaking to the global stage. If ever someone deserved it

I’ve seen enough Superman stories to recognize a Lex Luthor type when I see one. I could absolutely see him, or Bezos, running for President or Governor someday.

When this fucker’s day finally comes, I have a hunch that people will start releasing the old Apprentice tapes.

Just following in Trump’s footsteps, with Melanie taking a job that no American was willing to do.

Vance really is the Diet Mountain Dew to Trump’s original, piss-colored drink.

Trump seems to be on a speedrun of saying all the wrong things this election cycle. I wonder if he’d openly endorse Maduro refusing to leave power

At every opportunity to pivot and try to garner more of the undecided swing voters, he balks and throws red meat to the base.

Thomas: “The founding fathers clearly indicated that they wanted some light molestation between the states, as women were property back then. This is no different from inspecting wheat when it enters the country.”

‘Twas money that turned beauty into beast

One of the few things that he understands is to accuse other people of exactly what he’s being accused of. If Trump gets called a threat to democracy, he’s going to accuse Biden of being “the real threat to democracy”.

It’s from Steve Bannon’s playbook called “cover the field in shit”, and it stops low-informed voters from easily determining what’s going on, as it plays into a prevailing narrative that all politicians lie. It’s brilliant, it’s wicked, and it’s quickly pushing us towards fascism.

Gay billionaire knows his people are the billionaires, not the gays.

Only the poors think about cultural conflict, the rich know we’ve got a class-based war a-raging, and the score’s not even close. The rich are the one’s stoking the cultural conflicts as a ruse to keep the onslaught on the poors out of sight.

The state’s Republican governor, Jeff Landry, signed into law last month a bill that requires all classrooms, in K-12 public schools and colleges, to have Ten Commandments posters with “large, easily readable font”.

Given that Louisiana is 47th in the country for education, it’d be laughable if it weren’t so sad that the governor’s only reading-based concerns are “can they read the Bible laws?”

He doesn’t want to take responsibility for any of his actions, even the ones he hasn’t taken yet.

If racists weren’t dumb as hell, they wouldn’t be racist.

Nothing’s dumber than hating people for something they didn’t choose and were born with (gender identity, sexuality, skin color…etc.)

Obviously fake, $0.25 doesn’t buy anything any more

Did they merge Belarus and Ukraine on this map? Also Poland’s out here trying to be American.