This is solid not the onion article. I’m pleased.
Edit: I thought it said Soros, not Santos, one was way crazier than the other.
Don’t worry, he’ll just use another one of his names for another account with adult content…
Check #9…
"9. What the f*** is his name?
As far as we can tell, the names Santos has used over the years include the one he used on the 2022 ballot, George Santos, as well as Anthony Santos, Anthony Devolder, George Devolder, George Anthony Devolder, George A.D. Santos, George Anthony Santos-Devolder, and Anthony Zabrovsky."
Edit: Of course he could just pull a new name out of his ass… 😂
Art Vandelay…
He’s starting an only fans…thats not the only thing he’ll be pulling out of his ass!
I think I can speak for everyone: no, thank you.
Low rent Jonah Goldberg kink havers in shambles at this comment 😂
Kids, always have a trade you can fall back on.
👀 To what?!
Full access to scenes of his behind.
Shit.
Now I’m gonna have to change the joke about where they go to work when they can’t make it in politics…
Well, if you fail at running a casino, you try again. If you fail twice, you try again. If you fail again, you become the 45th president and go INTO politics…
Finally!
