Immune system: I’m not here to keep you alive. I’m here to kill infections.
and other things I deem dangerous even though they’re not (allergies)
Oh no, a peanut, better close your airways!!
Oh shit, pollen? How about I fuck up your whole face.
THAT CAT HAS A GUN
Or things that keep you alive (organ transplants)
But you are a danger to yourself too.
dont tell my body that, it will self-destruct
The greater good.
Shut it!
10/10 matching gif response
Me: takes tylenol
Immune System:
The memers are in rare form in this thread.
The virus after you take Tylenol
My immune system this weekend: also, we have to eject everything from your body any way possible.
Me: …
My immune system: hope you didn’t eat spicy.
“You might die but that’s a risk I’m will to take.”
But you’re ME!
“Sorry, I’m not the brain. I don’t do the thinking”
99% of the time, a fever kills the bacteria then lowers. You’ll be fine, go take a nap.
I look at this more like “you’ll die before I do, you bastards!”
Ok, but I can’t survive above 38.C for very long as well
I had a fever over 38 °C for a couple weeks once. It was fine, just hot.
You’re still hot to me <3
also still fine
Still got a fever, too.
Meanwhile my immune system killed my insulin producing cells and I haven’t had a fever since. I like to imagine it as a greaser with a switchblade casually leaning next to the thermostat.
I’m not a bright man and this is an honest question, are you a diabetic? If so that’s really interesting as my daughter is type one, I find that quite fascinating that you don’t get a fever and something for me to look out for.
Yes sir I’m type 1. Didn’t even get a fever when I got Covid. I usually cruise around at about 97.7 or so. Think I hit 97.9 last time I was sick.
Definitely something for me to watch for, I always test for ketones when I suspect my daughter is ill, I’ve actually never seen her have a fever. 97.7 wow! I remember when covid was at its worst here, we had messages from the hospital telling us to test frequently and adjust doses accordingly.
Nice work on the ketones testing, that’s very helpful. Being sick raises my sugar levels, and I have to keep on top of hydration. I remember hoping if I got Covid i would have 2 other obvious symptoms because they were leaning pretty hard on the fever as an indicator. I’m glad you’re taking an active role managing it! I got it when I was 17 so I kind of worked things out on my own (because I was a teenager, not because my parents wouldn’t help).
I haven’t had a fever since
Casually continues to live with a temp 61.1 degrees above the norm
The way the text and image in this specific meme are utilized in the same context as the original source of the meme is refreshing. I feel like I see this meme template used in weird ways that kinda-work-but-not-really more than other templates.
Anyway, good quality well made meme, got me laugh
Agreed - I think part of the humour in a meme is fitting new situations into the format and when this is ignored (or done poorly) it misses the mark, kinda like as if you’d attempted a limerick but got the meter all wrong.
TIL the reason for high temperature
Most infections can survive the minor temperature rise. The more tangible reason is that the rise in temperature signals phagocytes that it’s dinner time. Also it helps mobilizing white blood cells and increases the production of T-cells.
You can’t survive an internal >42C.
You can a 38c.
I generally agree with metric superiority, but 38° is such a random temperature. Whereas if you’re over 100 you’re too hot. Fahrenheit is the superior temperature unit. Fight me.
What’s the normal fahrenheit temperature?
~98.6° is what I grew up learning, but it’s really a range of around 97°-99° depending on the person.
That is as random 😭 why not a 100° flat?
Because everyone has a different core temperature. So it really can’t be set value like 100°F.
Generally speaking, a fever of 100°F is “fine”, albeit completely exhausting and not at all fun, but it’s good for helping the body to fight infections.
Fevers higher than 102°F are when you need to start working on bringing that fever down. If it climbs higher than that, you risk brain injury. The proteins in your body will also start to denature (lose their ability to function) as your temperature climbs, including proteins that work within your brain and your nervous system.
If it continues to climb or won’t go down even after taking medicine, you need to call your doctor or go to the hospital.
So, what you’re saying is that body temperature in Fahrenheit is also a completely random number?
Sure! Never argued otherwise.
At least 12
Celsius isnt too bad imo, you know the reference points by the time you are in elem school.
36-37 normal, 37-38 elevated, 38-39 fever, 39-40 high fever, 40-41 very high fever, 41-42 okay, stop, really, 42+ shouldve listened
I agree when it comes to weather as well. 100 is too hot to be outside and 0 is way too cold to be outside. You don’t have to have decimal places on thermostats
0C for freezing is better than 32F though. Then you can count by 5s and 10s in celcius for weather till you hit 30. Above that is hot. Having a range of 30 points on the thermometer for weather is easier to gauge than something that goes across almost double the number of points.
20 is the end of cool. Any more than that is in hot range for me.
When I’m talking about weather, I don’t necessarily care about the freezing point of water though, I care about the temperatures at which I feel uncomfortable or are in potential danger.
At the end of the day though, I think it really just comes down to what you grew up with using. I’m comfortable with Fahrenheit because that’s what I grew up with, people who grew up using Celsius are comfortable with that, and there’s nothing wrong with that. It just means there might be a translation step when talking to people of different backgrounds, which is okay.
You mean potential danger like ice forming on the streets? Well, too bad we don’t have an easy to remember number for that… /s
Yeah, for me it’s 32, been that way since I was a kid lmao
For sure, I agree it all comes down to what you’re used to. To answer your point about the freezing point of water, it is pretty important especially if you’re monitoring for ice on the road or preparing your house (pipes, etc.) for it. That’s basically my reference to decide I’m not leaving today and prepping my house instead.
Fahrenheit measures how people feel, Celsius measures how water feels.
Kelvin measures how atoms feel.No, it’s not. I’m people and I don’t feel like Fahrenheit. Lower than 10°C is cold, lower than 0°C is freezing (quite literally) and warmer than 30°C is too hot. See? Easy to remember numbers. Almost as if people feel numbers they’re used to.
Why do people “feel” 80, though
Because they are accustomed to Fahrenheit. I have no idea how hot/cold 80F is, apart from knowing it’s colder than human body temperature, and hotter than inside temperature, but that’s just from knowing those numbers in Fahrenheit, via the internet. I have no relation to them, it’s like a foreign currency, know what I mean?
Oh, I know what you mean. I’m sick to death of this debate, haha.
I do think the things people say are funny, though.
80F is 26.66667C
