People have always been currency in the form of servitude/slavery.

I think the question OP didn’t want to ask was, “does all of this dick in my ass affect my poops?”

Dammit is this how we got the Lion & Wardrobe and such?

but 69 F is nice

He’ll likely be restless by his 111th birthday.

We live in a society.

The way I see it is that we don’t have enough anti-monopoly legislation. If we guaranteed small businesses could get products at the same prices as megacorps and we broke up businesses that took too much market share we could have small business again. Regulation is also too punitive. Lower taxes, lower compliance and permit fees. The government has a spending problem and the people need to tell them to fuck off and cut their spending in half, then add half of what they cut back into public services, not spending on wars or deep state letter orgs dedicated to spying on its own citizens.

I came here to make sure someone had said this. I usually have a wolf spiderbro in my bathroom. I talked to one this morning in fact, he was a new, smaller one though. They’re great. Eat bugs, no webs. Not significantly dangerous at all.

You don’t need a spoon. It’s in a bowl. You eat the solid bits with chopsticks then pick up the bowl and drink it! It’s not rocket science.

Man, Ohio is now in Turkiye. Not sure if I’m more excited about the mountains or dreading the time in the restrooms.

It eventually got so hot it got SWOLL and rose up out of the sea.

Dude I’m 50. Scary shit.

Almost stretched thin.

They can peel a car door open like it’s opening a letter

OP is telling us they don’t have anyone. We like you though, OP!

We buy 1mg. Once we couldn’t find any so we bought 3mg and cut them in half. I found it interesting that OP used actual dosage for caffeine but not for melatonin. Three pills could be 3mg or 60+.

Not all return situations are equal either. There is a difficulty factor. I’ve returned carts every time in my life except once. I was about 50 car rows deep in a massive crowded lot and I realized there were no cart corrals at all. At the back of the massive lot and much, much closer to me was a bunch of carts. I pushed a few together and added mine. The difference in this scenario was not me.

Yes, they are a highly superior squid-like race that can travel through the vacuum of space without any spacecraft.

But how do they taste?

Having just eaten Taco Bell for lunch yesterday, they should have done some testing and charting of flatulent frequency using baseline testing and various amounts of Taco Bell and sauces.

You have clearly never been in a holding pen with 300 coyotes. Cows are not pack hunters.