The “uplifting news” that makes us all think about US politics again, for the 40th time today.

Alternative…

Lizard shedding its tail rather than getting anywhere near me.

Me: 🥺

Making good the enemy of perfect.

Tell that to the people who were working on it and will now get laid off instead.

Right after Linux on desktop takes off, which is sure to happen any day now.

Requiescat in pace

I’m kinda surprised this is so upvoted on Lemmy. The whole thing is literally just an excuse to draw some boobs. Weak humor.

Copying and pasting a current example and changing the names… yep.

Instead of making it worse you could extract it to a new file. Make an interface. Write a unit test. Anything.

The guy wonders why the file is 15k lines long and then describes exactly why.

Ah, is that why my headphones sound all weird for a second when a call comes in and the audio hasn’t paused yet?

Think of the number of times you’ve needed your phone to be waterproof versus the number of times you could have plugged in a decent pair of headphones and not had Bluetooth introduce lag and mono audio.

I can’t remember the last time I cared about data speed for a USB cable, but charging speed is useful when I’m charging my phone before leaving the house.

Hey everyone, check out my app, you just need to spend like $3500 on this bespoke hardware first!

The whole point is for people to get it, though.

The “spoiler” above it is a clue about how to read it, the post title is a complete spoiler.

Oh, so “anything” doesn’t mean what it used to mean?

Can you share a full-body shot of yourself please? Don’t worry, you won’t suffer while it gets used to create other content that we’ll distribute to your friends, family, classmates, coworkers, etc.

Seven eight five

My wife and I watched this documentary when it first came out and laughed at him the whole way through. It came up when he was on The Graham Norton show.

It’s not a launcher, we’ll add it as a fast-follow.

All my homies hate aphids.

Apparently an unpopular opinion on Lemmy, but it’s actually nice to have friends and socialize.