6 hour and 53 minute shift. Meme is still accurate.

I think anyone shitting for that long needs to go to the hospital

What a 12 shit government job will do to you, no matter how much it gets you laid

Nasty, evil hangovers when you start with martinis but end up raiding whatever’s on the liquor cabinet back at home, and there’s only Pimm’s and absynthe in there.

chmod 007

(why would you do this?)