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The other way around is just a seahorse

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The other way around is just a seahorse

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robocall@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 年前
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  • nublug@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    this thread needs this apparently

    abd3292b0ca8de3312602af64290f1de

    • SamsonSeinfelder@feddit.de
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      In your picture the Minotaur has hooves.

      Wikipedia:

      a mythical creature portrayed during classical antiquity with the head and tail of a bull and the body of a man

      You either have to accept (by your definition) a Hoove or by wikipedia at least a Tail. Shown in many wiki pictures.

      (Judged by the second picture, apparently also a very tiny dick)

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      I think it’s worth noting that Pegasus and Cerberus are proper names of individual creatures, not species.

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        Are there names for “winged-horses” and “three-headed dogs” in general?

        • TomAwsm@lemmy.world
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          Don’t think so, which is probably why they are sometimes used as common nouns even though they’re technically proper nouns.

    • BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I read this as pairings:

      • Phoenix and the Gorgon are an item
      • The Pegasus is pegging the Minetaur
      • …
      • IndiBrony@lemmy.world
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        I mean… I wouldn’t say no to the second one 😏

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    Is this what mermaids look like to you?

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/665d1d4e-eac5-408f-a2f2-1773b39d8d85.jpeg

    • Visstix@lemmy.world
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      So the top half of a minotaur is human, according to you?

      • Xatix@lemmy.world
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        Sorry, mixed up centaurs and minotaurs. Still gonna leave the fishman here because its nice.

        • Otter@lemmy.ca
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          Meanwhile the sibling

          https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_bullhead

    • xor@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Hot

      • threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works
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        Obligatory Ricky Gervais: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OChTkKjLOPo

        • erin (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Ricky Gervais is never obligatory

    • Chekhovs_Gun@lemmy.world
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      That’s what Fry wanted.

    • BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.world
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      I remember fucking this is Monster Girl Quest.

    • jaybone@lemmy.world
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      Her pussy tastes like human.

  • meeeeetch@lemmy.world
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    Oh you might look like ‘just a guy’, but your preternatural skill with mazes and singing voice that leads people to risk their lives to hear better would be a dead giveaway that you were not so ordinary.

    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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      The Minotaur was more about being effective at killing people in a maze. If he was good at mazes, he probably would have left.

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    • UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca
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      Nuke that damn thing from orbit.

    • owen@lemmy.ca
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      This is so epic

  • Meowing Thing@lemmy.world
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    I would say the image OP meant a centaur and not a minotaur. But then the other way around would be a hippocampus! Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead. Here is a description of the content: hippocampus

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      No they’re saying the human half of a minotaur (from the waist down) and the human half of a merfolk (from the waist up).

      Centaurs don’t have horse heads, so they can’t make a water horse.

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        The issue is that the bottom half of a minotaur is just the hind quarters of a bull. But you are right that centaurs miss the horse head too

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          The Minotaur just had a bull’s head, and sometimes a tail. Everything else was human. We usually imagine the shoulders as broad and bull-like too but the Greeks just went with bull’s head (and sometimes tail, but just the tail, like when anime furries make cat girls. Yes I said it)

          https://www.greekmyths-greekmythology.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/theseus-minotaur.jpg

          https://avradio.sgp1.digitaloceanspaces.com/wpcontent/uploads/import/2018_04_18_performance_the_minotaur_and_the_labyrinth_satyamayi_english_2.jpg

  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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    You’d be a guy who’s hung like a bull and has fabulous hair, I guess that would be all right.

    • meliaesc@lemmy.world
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      This Jason Momoa theory is seeming more plausible…

    • Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world
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      And if you are a girl?

      • Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        😏

      • Mnemnosyne@sh.itjust.works
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        Replace ‘guy’ with ‘girl’ in that sentence and everything still checks out.

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    And your offspring are just fish and horses

    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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      Fish and bulls*.

      The horse one is Centaur, and that has the same human half as mermaids. Maybe it would be able to make a being with the torso of a man, front legs of a horse and a mermaid tail sticking out the back.

    • EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world
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      A Meritaur!

  • littleblue✨@lemmy.world
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    Pretty sure that’s Jason Momoa’s IRL backstory, though. ☝🏼

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    Alternativ you’d be a seahorse

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      I prefer mermotaur.

      • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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        Sounds like a heart condition.

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    And your sibling got the other halves and you spent hours a day explaining to strangers that you are related

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      And being the fully human one you’d probably be considered the weirdo. You’d look angrily at your sibling and think “what a load of bullfish!”

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    The only human part of a minotaur is the arms/torso, right? He still will have hooves and a tail.

    EDIT: Wikipedia:

    with the head and tail of a bull and the body of a man

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      I… don’t mind that. Nyaaah uwu

    • 𝔗𝚎𝚑 𝔅𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚔𝚒@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

      • Kecessa@sh.itjust.works
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        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minotaur

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      Like many people in this thread, you’re thinking of a centaur.

      Edit: I stand corrected. It seems a Minotaur is not a simple top-half/bottom-half split. It’s more like the body and arms of a human, with the head, tail, and feet of a bull.

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        No, I do not. Did you google-image centaur and minotaur? Because the results are clear there. What is it you think coming out of his ass?

        Wikipedia says:

        a mythical creature portrayed during classical antiquity with the head and tail of a bull and the body of a man

        Or use google-images. Judged by these pictures 95% even have hooves.

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    How did a horse fuck a fish, exactly?

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      Minotaur is the cow on top one

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        Doh haha I knew that, dunno why I was thinking of centaurs at that moment. Question still stands though

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      Biology fact - fish can reproduce externally. Female lays the unfertilised eggs and male fish squeezes milt (spermes) on top.

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        Relevant https://youtu.be/dOLaTBMxmbk?si=BzE3OIOWkrGiKw3t

    • 𝔗𝚎𝚑 𝔅𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚔𝚒@lemmy.world
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      …

    • bilboswaggings@sopuli.xyz
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      I mean a fish is just a lubed up fleshlight

      So life UHH… finds a way

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        How to say you’re a dolphin without saying you’re a dolphin

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      I mean that’s not the difficult part.

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    WHO THE FUCK GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO PUBLISH MY LIFE?

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    OP has never seen a seahorse before

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      deleted by creator

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        Right. The image is about a minotaur, though, and the OP said the “other way around” is just a seahorse. The other way around would basically be a fish with a bull’s head and human arms. Not very seahorse-like.

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    what if one day you wanna be trans, what would you wanna turn into?

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