• 1chemistdown@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    Did they take a bag of popcorn to thanksgiving? Because, I’m getting ‘they took a bag of popcorn to their mom’s thanksgiving diner’ vibes here.

    Any follow up?

    • GlitchSir@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Found this on Bing

      Kevin came later than Aunt Sheryl and her husband. I am sitting, waiting patiently. As Kevin walks into the room, Aunt Sheryl looks horrified and goes completely silent. Her husband asks if everything is okay and greets Kevin courteously. Throughout dinner, my aunt acts super suspicious and Kevin acts uneasy too. Her husband, bless his stupid soul, doesn’t see any of this and starts actually bonding (the stupid man!). Soon after we finish dinner, we all decide to drink some beers and watch the game. Aunt Sheryl complains of a headache and retreats to the guest bedroom. Kevin also wants to leave but Aunt Sheryl’s husband goads him into staying for a bit longer. Kevin reluctantly agrees.

      • groats_survivor@lemmy.fmhy.ml
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        1 year ago

        The husband trusts his wife and doesn’t make a big deal about some awkwardness and tries to be inviting to a new-comer. Instead of always accusing his wife of having an affair everytime they meet a new man. It’s a lose-lose for this fellow

        • ThtCrzyBstrd@lemmy.world
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          1 year ago

          There’s a potential imposter here somewhere. I thought the real shittymorph retired shortly before hell broke loose on the site-that-must-not-be-named

            • ThtCrzyBstrd@lemmy.world
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              1 year ago

              Back on the site-that-must-not-be-named, u/shittymorph would wander subreddits randomly and drop a comment that seemed relevant, but devolved into a diatribe about a 1998(?) pro wrestling match in which The Undertaker threw Mankind off the top of Hell in a cell, 16 feet into an announcers table.

              Damn, I feel like I just channeled him to write that comment.

    • afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      A and B and C and D are going to a destination E.

      A and B are having an affair. C is being cheated on. D is planning on enjoying the act of torturing A B and C

      • Weirdfish@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        I knew those unions and sets would come in handy one day.

        I might be able to come up on with a less direct way of telling the story than the original post, but it would take effort.

  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Halfway through the web of social connections, I was expecting this to end like that old doctor riddle or some sort of logic puzzle where you have to identify people from a set of linked clues.