Me, looking for technical writing jobs after writing a highly fucking technical dissertation: I have a PhD but I’m pretty burned out on being a try-hard so I’m just looking for a straightforward 9-to-5.

Them: We’re worried you’ll be bored.

Me: Anyone would get bored doing this, at least I’ll be good at it.

Them: No.

>demonizes childless cat ladies
>won’t let you get IVF
>makes memes about protecting cats

what do they want from us

Search engine challenge of the day: Find another source for this behavior.

It’s like an Arrested Development gag. One Ohio Karen overheard her neighbor talking about getting her pussy ate and now we gotta close the entire US border.

Far out

That would be called vacation time vs sick time in my org, but there are definitely differences in when/how they’re used.

Sick time is like, “I don’t feel good today, I’m just not working today.”

Vacation time is like, “I’m feeling pretty good today, I’d like to take a feel-good day. But I better schedule schedule it a couple weeks out, check with my manager, make sure there are no deadlines coming up, make sure someone else can cover for me,” and so on.

“Have you thought about a postdoc? Well how about second postdoc?”

Damn it, I did too. Reality is once again converging on parody.

Vector also wears a gold chain and headphones all the time

H₀, H₁, and H_bruh

That’s the face I make when an experiment that should only have 2 possible outcomes somehow leads to a completely uninterpretable third outcome.

Ooh ahh damn how did these get here what

Obama, Obamala, 'bamala, Kamala

i don’t remember. it’s been over 24 h. seems bad.

Does anyone else see “S🐶ND”?

I didn’t know toilet capacity was measured in the hundreds of pounds

Edit: I hate to explain jokes but I was referring to the quantity of mass going into the toilet, not onto it.

Ah crap, you’re right. I’ve been so focused on the one case that reached a conclusion that I tend to forget all the other cases still pending.

Now now. He said the felony indictment would create a constitutional crisis. The trial would grind government to a halt. His trial’s over, he’s already been convicted. Completely different situation.

Sarcasm aside, I don’t expect this to matter much. Pointing out the hypocrisy never seems to do anything. Maybe hopefully it’ll peel off some hesitant voters on the margins, but will it cause the party to change course in any substantial way? I doubt it.

fucking reposts. lol jk, thanks for sharing