Food is so expensive the idea of “buying groceries” has to be censored now.

Yes I’m aware that’s a nav bar, it just looked funny.

Have something I want to do even less. I call it procrastivation.

Is it still full of spyware non-optional telemetry?

IDK shit about weed but I can totally see some USAmerican evangelist using something like this on an unsuspecting congregation to keep them coming back.

I suspect the problem he has with chess is that you have to commit. I spent way too long reading an article somewhere a while back about how he plays Polytopia; basically he’ll start a game, play a few turns until he knows if he has an easy win or not, then just restart if he doesn’t. Similar to how he does everything in life, he has enough resources to just keep throwing shit at the wall until something sticks, then calls it a win. Apparently he plays poker the same way, just goes all in and buys more chips when he loses. Symptomatic of a person who’s never had to face real life consequences for anything.

This took me way too long to get

Is he done with the ballroom yet? How about the reflecting pool? No? Dude gets tired of his toys quicker than a spoiled five year old.

Yeah I never did either. And I was bang in the middle of the target demographic for it. My friends loved it and would laugh out loud at it while I sat there stone faced and a little confused. Only reason I watched it was to undertsand wtf people were talking about.

I absolutely loathe everything they stand for, but aesthetically I kinda don’t hate it. Awful colour and the wheels are ugly but the overall shape is pretty slick. But then I’m a sucker for a coupe. I’d probably drive it if it was made by BYD, GWM or XPeng.

Why does it look like everything behind him is on fire. I mean, it kinda is, but I thought that wasn’t the image they were going for.

>“How can you possibly Google ‘when does [insert town name] pharmacy close’ wrong?”

TBF with the state of Google it’s pretty easy to get bad results.

Annoying, sure. But also not really surprising. At this point I’d probably trust the word of a random stranger on the street over whatever slop the Goog is churning out.

Sign me up to live on a Culture ship and take drugs with weird hyper sentient AIs.

With the way the FDA is going, everything will anyway.

The amount of burgers this guy packs away it’s only a matter of time before this bites him in the ass.

Dark Souls. Partly because fantasy worlds just don’t generally do it for me, but also the split second timing and memorising attack patterns and responses. I get why people find that style of gameplay rewarding, but it feels like too much effort to me.

And Minecraft, or really any other game where the primary mechanic is resource harvesting and crafting. Satisfactory, subnautica, etc. Even No Man’s Sky. I played enough Minecraft back when it was free that I get the appeal, but to me it just feels too much like work.

And that goes double for any game where the primary mechanic isn’t crafting but it’s had a system shoehorned in because of Minecraft’s success. That’s not gameplay, that’s busywork.

Bots move fast and break things

Zuck: wait no not like that

+1 for airvpn. Their prices are decent, they support port forwarding and dynDNS, up to 5 devices, have multiple DNS blacklist options, and passed my admittedly somewhat cursory vibe check.

Yawn, can we get a new bit, please? He already tried this with the Gulf of Mexico and it wasn’t that funny the first time.

Last Half of Darkness. Found it on a shareware CD back in '94 or so. Pretty tame by today’s standards, but they created a lot of atmosphere with a PC beeper, plain text descriptions and a 16 colour palette. 13 year old me hadn’t ever seen a horror movie and wasn’t used to the idea of jumpscares.

If you know, you know.

Looks delicious, I would eat the fuck out of that.