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abobla@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Lost in space no more: missing tomato found in space station after eight months

www.theguardian.com

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Lost in space no more: missing tomato found in space station after eight months

www.theguardian.com

abobla@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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But Nasa and space jocks alike haven’t explained either the mysterious disappearance or reappearance of space-grown fruit
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  • sbv@sh.itjust.works
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    did not specify where on the 356ft space station the 1in-wide red dwarf tomato was located, or in what condition.

    boo

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      It’s in someone’s butthole

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        H.Y.C.Y.BH?

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          When I see the mission commander looking perplexed…
          I don’t say it yet.

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            And when I hear him say “I wonder where that tomato is,” I still don’t say it. (I still don’t say it.)

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          Skibap Badap

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    This was briefly mentioned during the 25th anniversary stream – they apologized to an astronaut for accusing them of eating a tomato.

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      I bet he did eat the tomato, and just asked the next crew to smuggle a rotten tomato up there.

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    Not the onion - but the tomato badumtiss

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      Butt the tomato? Ew.

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    Funny headline, but if a piece of stray graphite could kill everyone on board I’d be wanting to find a whole ass tomato.

    • 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙼𝚎𝚘𝚠@programming.dev
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      Graphite conducts electricity I think, but a tomato won’t get somewhere where it can do that easily.

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    I bet it smells great in there

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    I thought it said tornado.

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      What movie is this from?

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        It’s John Carpenters cult classic sci-fi parody “Dark Star” from 1974. Pretty weird overall but at times hillarious. Not sure if I’d recommend to watch it. If you’ll be able to find it that is.

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