The characters are also ranked within the tiers, with the leftmost being the best.

FAQ:

What do you mean by character writing?

I am using a rather wide meaning of the word “writing” here, which includes the character’s dialogue, visual design, voice acting, gameplay identity in some cases, etc. Basically, the totality of the character from a writing point of view, if that makes sense.

What does pasta have to do with any of this??

People often have misguided views when trying to critically evaluate characters in these kinds of games. They think good characters are those that actively bring them joy, make their hearts flutter, and the rest are failed attempts at that. This is not the case in much the same way as a good pasta dish is not mostly sauce, even though that is the tastiest part.

Ideally, there would be no poop on your plate, though, but if there is only a little you can just eat around it.

I bet I know why you put this hero here.

The author of this post mains Calico, Mo & Krill, Kelvin, and Rummo pasta, with aspirations to add Apollo and possibly Violet to the list. However, he wishes to declare that this has had no effect on these heroes’ placements. The author declares no crushes on any of the characters, nor does he admit to being Italian.