This is one of the least surprising things I have ever read

No but you see the next one might be actually bad for real, so we must not demand any concessions this time either, you privileged fuck

Or maybe like a hobbit or an elf

I think the rice I made today was so good that it finally balanced my humors

Protestantism has like thousands of sects that can be comically evil or relatively chill, in a way that at least to me seems completely independent from their doctrinal differences. Turns out it’s easy to believe whatever you want when you ain’t got a Pope in ya ear telling you it’s heresy.

awoo

The worst part about shitting your pants is that there’s really nothing you can do once it happens. You can’t wash your ass because you’ll just get it dirty again when you put the pants back on. Washing your pants doesn’t help because your butt is still all poopy. You just have to sit there and stink.

At least they were better than the liberal revolutions’ tricolors, I bet if communism didn’t do away with nations the next stage of society would have some pretty okay flag designs

I only smoke from my Yixing clay bong that I never wash to create a more complex flavour

The two primary relations of a hat are its practical use and its use as a signifier of social status or group. There is a contradiction here: a distinguished gentleman at a safari might want to showcase his status by wearing a fancy hat, but at the same time he wishes to protect his neck from the scorching sun. This contradiction is resolved by the most dialectical hat, a fedora with safari flaps.

The Kitchen Nightmares spinoff they did after Gordon found God

and it should be called c/main